You treated me like a doggone dog for so long
And I went along just to keep peace in our home
But theres one thing I want to do, I think it's time
That I tell it to you:
I don't do windows
And I won't go to Hell for you

Although honey Hell is what you put me through
I'll wash the floors if it keeps you from coming unglued
And I'll clean the stove just to keep yopu in a good mood
But you've been mean to me sometime
I think I'm gonna tell you whats on my mind:
I don't do windows