I've got a real important job
In a large office building
Riding people in an elevator
I drive a '57 Chevrolet
With busted tail lights
Burned out valves
And a leaky radiator

I wear a twenty dollar suit
I bought from J.C. Penney's
Back in 1962
But I've got something to brag about
Something to brag about
Something to brag about in you

I'm a short-order cook
At an all night cafe
Down on 18th avenue and 12th street
I wear a swingin' mini dress
That I made for myself
From mama's kitchen curtains
And old bed sheets

I've got 17 pages of Top Value stamps
And one old pair of shoes
But I've got somethin' to brag about
Something to brag about
Something to brag about in you