[Verse 1]
Don't ever complain about nothin'
Before we can walk we all gotta crawl
Halitosis is a word I never could spell
But bad breath is better than no breath at all

[Verse 2]
It's okay to say "Hello" to me
But don't get too near if you don't wanna fall
And don't think you'll love me if my breath melts the wall
'Cause bad breath is better than no breath at all

[Chorus]
I've been a-puffin' on this and a-suckin' on that
I got feelin' a thousand feet tall
The closer we get, you'll have to agree
That bad breath is better than no breath at all

[Verse 3]
I been talkin' to the man in the mirror
And he smells his diet is rot-gut alcohol
But it's better I guess than starvin' to death
And bad breath is better than no breath at all

[Chorus]
I've been a-puffin' on this and a-suckin' on that
I'm feelin' a thousand feet tall
The closer we get, you'll have to agree
That bad breath is better than no breath at all
Yeah, bad breath is better than no breath at all