[Chorus]
It's been rough and rocky traveling
But I’m finally standing upright on the ground
After taking several readings
I'm surprised to find my mind's still fairly sound
I guess Nashville was the roughest
But I know I’ve said the same about them all
We received our education
In the cities of the nation, me and Paul

[Verse 1]
Almost busted in Chicago
But for reasons that I'd rather not disclose
But if you're staying in a motel there and leave
Just don't leave nothing in your clothes
And at the airport in New Jersey
They refused to let us board the plane at all
They said we looked suspicious
But I believe they like to pick on me and Paul

[Chorus]
Well, it's been rough and rocky traveling
But I'm finally standing upright on the ground
After taking several readings
I'm surprised to find my mind's still fairly sound
I guess Nashville was the roughest
But I know I’ve said the same about them all
We received our education
In the cities of the nation, me and Paul

[Instrumental]

[Verse 2]
On a package show in Toronto
With us and Jason Manns and Louden Swain
The show was long and we’re just sitting there
Drinking all the booze we'd stolen from the plane
Well, I consumed a lot of whiskey
So I don’t know if we went on that night at all
I don't think they even missed us
I guess Canada ain't geared for me and Paul

[Chorus]
Well, It's been rough and rocky traveling
But I’m finally standing upright on the ground
After taking several readings
I'm surprised to find my mind's still fairly sound
I guess Nashville was the roughest
But I know I've said the same about them all
We received our education
In the cities of the nation, me and Paul