[Intro: Trace Adkins & Blake Shelton & Both]
Blake, if I was a woman
Trace, if I was a woman
If I was a woman, I'd love a man like me

[Verse 1: Blake Shelton & Trace Adkins]
I got a spread in Oklahoma stretches far as the eyes can see
Well, I got my own little mountain back home in Tennessee
Oh hell, listen to this
I got a jet airplane and I can fly you high and far
Yeah well, check this baby
I got my own helicopter, I'll pick you up in your front yard

[Chorus: Trace Adkins & Blake Shelton & Both]
If I was a woman
Hey, if I was a woman
If I was a woman, I'd love a man like me

[Verse 2: Trace Adkins & Blake Shelton]
I'd want a man who had a sensitive side
Well, I'd want a man who ain't afraid to cry
Well, I'd love me a man who could love me all night long
Well, I'd love me a man who had the guts to sing this song
That's what I'm talking about

[Chorus: Trace Adkins & Blake Shelton & Both]
If I was a woman
Naw, if I was a woman
If I was a woman, I'd love a man like me
[Interlude: Trace Adkins & Blake Shelton]
I got the guts right here
Naw, you got a gut

Yeah, if I
Oh, we ain't supposed to sing yet
You're too stupid to be a woman
Hey, kiss my

[Verse 3: Trace Adkins & Blake Shelton]
Yeah, if I was a woman
I'd be struting on some beach somewhere
Ah that's a good one right there
And my badonkadonk would make everybody stop and stare
I can't believe I sang that

[Chorus: Trace Adkins & Blake Shelton & Both]
If I was a woman
Naw, if I was a woman
If I was a woman, I'd love a man like me
Say it again Blake
Trace, if I was a woman
I'm talking 'bout a long legged good looking woman
If I was a woman, I'd love a man like me
No I'd love a man like me
[Outro: Trace Adkins]
Woo, you sounded like a woman on that high note
Sounded like Dolly