[Intro]
If I could marry Christmas

[Chorus]
If I could marry Christmas
Then I would never shed a tear
I'd never have to miss it
Eleven months of every year
If I could marry Christmas
Then I would never lose my cheer
You'd give me lots of presents
For every month of every year

[Verse 1]
My Christmas would be here with the diamond
Down on one knee
Under the mistletoe, I'd say, "I do, baby"

[Pre-Chorus]
Fourteen carats for the reindeer
Eighteen carats on my finger (Mm-mm)
Pumpkin pie for every dinner
Wouldn't it bе nice?

[Chorus]
If I could marry Christmas
Then I would nevеr shed a tear
I'd never have to miss it
Eleven months of every year
My Christmas would be here
[Verse 2]
The house would be jolly
A real snow-globe scene (Da-da-da-da, da-da, da-da-da)
We'd leave the Christmas lights up 'til next century (Ooh-ooh)

[Pre-Chorus]
A Barbie doll for little Johnny (Ooh)
One toy car will go to Marley (Ooh-ooh)
Me, I'm happy being naughty (Oh-oh)
Oh, wouldn't it be nice?

[Chorus]
If I could marry Christmas
Then I would never shed a tear
I'd never have to miss it
Eleven months of every year
If I could marry Christmas
Then I would never lose my cheer
You'd give me lots of presents
For every month of every year
My Christmas would be here
My Christmas would be here

[Outro]
If I could marry Christmas
If I could marry Christmas
If I could marry Christmas
Marry Christmas, marry Christmas
I would, I would