[Intro: Salem Ilese, (David the Baker)]
It's me or the PS5, (You said the PS5!?)
Tell me which of us is more your type, (You don't mean that right?)
Seems like you can't decide, (Well geez I..)
Well, if it's not me then I'm probably gonna run it over, (I.... I...I..)

[Verse: David the Baker]
I pick the PS5
I'm sorry
I don't wanna say a console's more important than a human life
But maybe I'd be better
If you and me were just over
See I'd rather have a console
Than only have a controller
The way you're making me choose
I don't know why we'd stay together
To be honest I've got two
So maybe we could play together
But I would just be a fool
To let you actually break it
So if you thought I'm choosing you
Then you'd be sadly mistaken
Now take it!