[Intro]
Woah

[Verse 1]
Eyes up, you've been gone for a fortnight
My love, are you stuck in a fake life?
Can't win, if the prize is to waste your time
Now it's wasting mine

[Pre-Chorus]
And I know that we're close, but I'm lonely
Make me your only, won't win a trophy
But can it kiss you like this when you hold me?
Missing it lowkey, I'll say it slowly

[Chorus]
It's me or the Xbox X
Tell me what you're gonna turn on next
Hope that you pass this test
'Cause if it's not me, then I'm probably gonna run it over
Me or the Xbox X
You don't wanna see my buttons pressed
You better treat me bеst
'Cause if it's not me, then I'm probably gonna run it ovеr

[Verse 2]
Let's go
Say you're ready for battle
How fun
Makin love to your console
Good luck
Payin' rent by remote control
When you can't reload
[Pre-Chorus]
And I know that we're close, but I'm lonely
Make me your only, won't win a trophy
But can it kiss you like this when you hold me?
Missing it lowkey, I'll say it slowly

[Chorus]
It's me or the Xbox X
Tell me what you're gonna turn on next
Hope that you pass this test
'Cause if it's not me, then I'm probably gonna run it over
Me or the Xbox X
You don't wanna see my buttons pressed
You better treat me best
'Cause if it's not me, then I'm probably gonna run it over

[Outro]
Me or the Xbox X (Probably gonna run it over)
Me or the Xbox X
It's me or the Xbox X