[Verse 1]
Tonight I'm gonna pour a glass of red ménage à trois
Invited all my favourite people over
Sinatra on the vinyl and the lights are nearly off
And baby just to give you full disclosure

[Chorus]
Think I'm gonna have a threesome
Just me, myself, and I
Wanna- wanna have a threesome
Just me, myself, and I
Say find who you love, never leave 'em
So I found the one in the mirror
Let's have a threesome
Just me, myself, and I
I (I think I'm gonna have a-)

[Verse 2]
I could call an expert, I'm afraid they'd stick around
And dating apps are only good for pictures
Supposed to lovе thy neighbors but mine hate it whеn I'm loud
So baby after everything considered

[Chorus]
I think I'm gonna have a threesome
Just me, myself, and I
Wanna- wanna have a threesome
Just me, myself, and I
Say find who you love, never leave 'em
So I found the one in the mirror
Let's have a threesome
Just me, myself, and I
[Bridge]
Nobody else makes me feel like myself
In my dreams only I'm screaming I-

[Chorus]
Think I'm gonna have a threesome
Just me, myself, and I
Wanna- wanna have a threesome
Just me, myself, and I
Say find who you love, never leave 'em
So I found the one in the mirror
Let's have a threesome
Just me, myself, and I