[Intro]
One, two, three, four...

[Verse One]
One thing, babe I don't understand
Two women fightin' over another man
You know, it's just too much
Oh, it's just too much
You know, it's too much, baby, and I just don't understand

[Verse Two]
Every time that I think that I'm goin' far
Next thing you know, I'm drinkin' in some bar
You know it's just too much
Oh, it's just too much
Oh, it's too much, baby, and I just don't understand

[Instrumental]

[Verse Three]
Here comes Mary comin' over the hill
She said she won't but her sister will
You know it's just too much
Oh, it's just too much
Yeah, it's too much baby and I just don't understand

[Verse Four]
Waitin' all alone by the railroad track
If a freight train whistles, it won't come back
You know it's just too much
Oh, it's just too much
You know it's too much, baby, and I just don't understand
Rock on, Sterl...

[Verse Five]
Well it's too, too, too much
You know it's too, too, too much
Yeah too, too, too much
You know it's too, too, too much
Well it's too much baby and I just don't understand

[Outro]

[Applause]

Alright...