[Verse 1]
Duck and Sally inside
Searching for the down pipe
Who're staring at Miss Rayon
Who's licking up her pig pen
I'm searching for my mainline
I couldn't hit it sideways
I couldn't hit it sideways
Just like Sister Ray says, sock it to me

[Verse 2]
Rosy and Miss Rayon
Waiting for her booster
Who's back from Alabama
He's dressed in pink and leather
He didn't have the time-time
Sucking on his ding-dong
Sucking on his ding-dong
Just like Sister Ray said
I'm searching for my mainline
I couldn't hit it sideways
I couldn't hit it sideways
Just like Sister Ray says, sock it to me

[Verse 3]
Cecil's got his new piece
He cocks and shoots it between three and four
He aims it at the sailor
He falls down, shot him on the floor
Oh, you shouldn't do that
You're gonna make me split it
Can you get him off the carpet?
Hey, have you got a dollar?
No, he hasn't got the time-time
Busy sucking on his ding-dong
He's busy sucking on his ding-dong
Just like Sister Ray said
I'm searching for my mainer
I couldn't hit it sideways
Oh, I couldn't hit it sideways
Oh, and just like Sister Ray says, hit it to me
[Verse 4]
I'm walking by my water
Straight back from Carolina
I didn't have a chauffeur
And I didn't like the weather
'Cause I haven't got the time-time
Sucking on her ding-dong
Sucking on her ding-dong
Just like Sister Ray said
Hey, searching for my mainline
I couldn't hit it sideways
I couldn't hit it sideways
Just like Sister Ray says, sock it to me

[Verse 5]
Rosie and Miss Rayon
They're waiting for her booster
Dressed in pink and leather
Bound to make a sailor
Who hasn't got the time-time
Sucking on a ding-dong
Sucking on her ding-dong
Just like Sister Ray said
Hey, I'm searching for my mainline
I couldn't hit it sideways
Couldn't hit it sideways
Just like Sister Ray says, sock it to me