[Spoken Intro]
Hey, this well aught to take you back a little bit
I mean, seriously. Why have a lock down without a lock in, eh?
Here we go

[Verse 1]
When you're feeling hopeless
And you just can't work things out
I've got Just. The. Job
When there's too much water
For a little tiny spout
I've got Just. The. Job

[Verse 2]
Missus, when your pipes have clogged
And all your walls have stains
I'll pop around when your hubby's out
And root among your drains
But don't you mind, I'll long be gone
When he comes back again
And that's Just. The. Job!

[Spoken Outro]
I've got the perfect tool!