[Verse 1]
Match Day! (Match Day!)
Happy Day! (Happy Day!)
Me and the lads are playing away

Match Day! (Match Day!)
Saturday! (Saturday!)
Kisses from the Missus
And we're on our way

Match Day! (Match Day!)
What a Day! (What a Day!)
Me and the Coach
Cruisin' down the Motorway

Match Day! (Match Day!)
Saturday! (Saturday!)
Finish with the handshakes
And we're ready to play!

[Chorus]
In the Goal!
In the Goal!
You gotta get it
In the Goal!
Kick the football in the goal!
Getting me a penalty
A penalty
Getting me a penalty!

In the Goal!
In the Goal!
You gotta get it
In the Goal!
Kick the football in the goal!

Getting me a penalty
A penalty
Getting me a penalty!

[Verse 2]
Match Time! (Match Time!)
Halfway Line! (Halfway Line!)
Waiting for the whistle
So we start on time

Half-time! (Half-time!)
Team Talk Time (Team Talk Time!)
Hairdryer treatment
For seventy-nine

Sideline! (Sideline!)
Stoppage Time (Stoppage Time!)
Jimmy just got clattered
Now he's starting to whine
Full-time! (Full-time!)
Goal line! (Goal line!)
Celebrate our winnings
With a Magnum and Wine

[Chorus]
In the Goal!
In the Goal!
You gotta get it
In the Goal!
Kick the football in the goal!

Getting me a penalty
A penalty
Getting me a penalty!

In the Goal!
In the Goal!
You gotta get it
In the Goal!
Kick the football in the goal!

Getting me a penalty
A penalty
Getting me a penalty!