[Intro]
"Look, I was gonna go easy on you not to hurt your feelings."
"But I am only going to get this one chance." (Six minutes)
"Something's wrong, I can feel it!" (Six minutes, Roba Kub, you're on!)
"Just a feeling I've got. Like something's about to happen, but I don't know what."
"If that means what I think it means, we are in trouble! Big trouble!
And if Rob is as bananas as you say, I am not taking any chances!"
"You are just what the Rob ordered!" (Roba Roba)

[Chorus]
I'm beginning to feel like a Rob God, Rob God
All other drivers ain't never been that hot, that hot
Now, who thinks their car is fast enough to lap Rob, lap Rob?
Let me show you becoming world champ ain't that hard

[Verse 1]
But for me to comeback king's gotta be in my genes
Geographically, we ain't that lucky
Poland is always getting damned fucked
We got a bad luck, but fuck that
Rob is gonna kill it for his mothercountry!
Ever since Seb Vettel was still a puppy
With Roba getting poles and being on the top step of the podium, now I'm upset
'Cause a stupid pacenote and a guardrail severed almost Robert's (Fucking arm, shit!)
This flippedy dippedy kittedy-kit-car didn't really wanna oversteer
So it tried killing me, now I'm damn mad!
And I've had things so bad
That I can't fathom, sad
When I lapped champs in the past!
Now the exact same time
I had plans to be world champ
With Nando and Ferrari in '12, now I'm fabled
I broke the motherfucking table
Over the fact that I had me a crash almost snap me in half!
Didn't realize I was iconic, I was signed into Ferrari after Fernando
Didn't get the title in '10
Though all odds were against little Seb
Nando was having a rough time, period, without Rob - so sad!
Was actually disastrously bad
Now I'm back in an Alfa
See me construct this masterpiece, yeah!
[Chorus]
I'm beginning to feel like a Rob God, Rob God
All other drivers ain't never been that hot, that hot
The way I'm racing around the track, call me Alfa, Alfa
Robert chillin' on pitwall, the old crash god
Kneel before general Rob, spaghetti boi, you ain't that smart, damn tard

[Verse 2]
So you'll be third, I'll be first driver, bitch, you're not on fire
Robert is gun-toting, ask me to?
I'm not slowing - and you should not be hoping!
2010 was shit, 'cause I had a walking Renault, fucking hopeless
If I didn't crash, I'd show 'em!
No Red Bull overruling, I'd have taken three titles
Moved on to Mercedes
You'd shit yourself over how I would outdo Lewis
It's Rob
My honesty's brutal
But it's honestly stupid if I don't euthanize careers too useless!
Look, at least once, maybe twice, I had it with Lulu
Somewhere in this chicken-scratch he's tricked me and used me for own price!
In karting, F3, he was so uptight!
Lil' Rob didn't have money or time to deal with it
So I only won sometimes
Lewis a donkey, looking at me like I'm unsigned
I remember the time
Where once I was king of the feeder cars
And I still race like I'm on my James Hunt grind
And I'm not trying to sound like I'm so mighty
But Lewis says he fears I
I'm just too slick and here they come trying to
Talk like I fell off in '19, like
"Oh he's back, but he's not up to speed"
"George a mile ahead" - I'll tell you one thing, he can't beat me off the line
When we're all in a line I'll be fast as fuck, overtake, yelling "Rob time"
See, now I get away, take a break - good timing with the COVID-19
George isn't that awesome, he was just priority to Claire
His car was looked after by all them
So I don't know what the fuck you compare for!
It's pointless as Lewis' tyre warmers!
You can warm them - one sec they'll be gone though!
Roba just doesn't give up now 'bout the future
He will come and loop your track and he'll do car tests all day
'Cause Rob is a little too fast to be third driver, so he'll win rally on raw pace
Man, oh man, Rob was a 24/7 star in the WRC-2 channel
And then he went straight to Cyril Abiteboul to be in F1
"Hey Rob, I was kidding"
Roba coming at him with supersonic speed (screw Renault)
[Verse 3]
Uh, Roba Roba Roba Roba, you assuming I'm a stupid chad?
I'm not a motherfucking homo like the Renault humans
Innovative, and I'm on the cover of the magazine, don't bother with the bullshit
I'm a PR Goldie Lock for you!
But Cyril is a motherfucker
Listen to the name, "A Bit Of Bull", you bet I got enough!
I went to Claire to make a move
I meditated everyday to get the pain away from me
I'm celebrated anyway, but still some people doubting me
I demonstrated what I needed at the test, I was the faster driver
Robert was on fucking fire!
"Aw, it's just tyres!"
That's what they say when they get jealous, they confuse it!
"It's not Rob, it's the car"
Motherfuck, you saw my teammate do it?
I'm Rob, not just some slob
Throw me in the car, I'll make them lose it!
They don't know how to drive it like this!
They don't know what curve to use!
Kurwa Grande, and I'm bursting through
While I'm gripping any of the corners that's hurting you
I'm earning what you make in a life or two
How many seasons I gotta murder to prove that if you had half a brain you would put Rob in Merc with wingman Lulu!
Fashion junkie! Climate zombie! Just look at his Instagram
His little swanky ways have made him always hungry
I bully him a little, 'cause it makes him do what he puts his mind to
When I'm a million leagues above him!
Still I'm a merciful Rob
I'ma kill verses on top of the podium again and nobody will go uninsulted
Dissing Charles Leclerc and his boys - lil' kid thinks he's bossy
Dressed like an enemy to Seb - the Mario Kart apache!
Wonder why they clash in Brazil?
Exy like the Aussie!
The Racing Points wanna be great by copying other greats
Not taking into consideration the year delay every way
Then they might be a little patient and less idiotic now so many hate them
They never will be up to date, man!
But fuck it!
Always driving lemons?
Make lemonade then
Now if they can't battle the midfield, why not cheat?
Why not just drive other make then?
First Merc, then an Aston
It's a fatal mistake, but the Wolff made investment and now maybe they may win
They need a Rob or they will fall on the face, man!
Don't be a retard - be a king? Think not
Why be a king when you can be a Rob?