[Intro: Robert Kubica]
Yes this is Robert Kubica and the gang. (roba-rob)
There is this guy, Cyril Abiteboulshit, (bullshit)
We have a little message for him
[Verse 1: Robert Kubica]
Roba open up the cypher with a bulging bag o’ bars
Bars o’ soap, beat you up if you call Rob not up to par!
I was in a Renault once, you think it was a fast car?
Only time I had some fun in it was when I crashed it hard!
Robert worked 90 hours every week to be a star
Pushed it to the limits on the quali, pulled the magic card
Who could find a tenth or two per corner but me
Maybe one Spanish driver I was s'posed to win with
Now we’re both scarred
Had a break, heartbreak, went broke
Broke bones, broke the bond with Scuderia
Broke bread with Massa, oh!
Took a break from the Renault, I didn’t think it was so cold
But when I wanted to return they didn’t want me in their slow car!
Cyril told me fuck off, I told him to take the leader role
I know all the guys at Renault better than he does
He barely knows the team, they hold their breath when he’s on spending spree
‘Cause he thinks shit is free but doesn’t accept when he doesn’t reach a goal
Drives a micro car, he doesn’t know nothing but being slow
Where’s the hope? Why do Renault drivers always end up broke?
A fucking joke, bro; he is responsible
For what he called ‘A bit of bullshit’
Speak the truth, you ran the Renault team to null!
[Verse 2: Kevin Magnussen]
Ja, Kevin Magnussen
(yeah, Kevin Magnussen)
Started’ karneren pa podiet, troede jeg var sejrsklar!
(started the career on the podium, I thought I was victory ready)
Det sejled bar’ for Bouiller og den sneglfart der var i bilen
(it didn’t work for Bouiller and the snail speed in the car)
Bed min’ negle, vidste det var fejlet for min gamle far
(bit my nails, I knew it had failed for my old father)
Snakked’ med en masse chefer for at få neglet en chance
(talked to loads of bosses to nail a chance)
‘15 var en kæmpe brøler, var for sent ude
(‘15 was a huge mess up, I was too late)
Kigged’ med og snakked’ med en franskmand med et løtte om sæde
(looked along and talked along with a Frenchman promising a seat)
Kæmpe fejl spasseren gav mig en langsom lorteslæde
(huge mistake, the retard gave me a slow shitbox)
Jeg troed’ trofæet var i horisonten måtee æde kamelen
(I thought the trophy was in the horizon, had to deal with it)
Han mente, jeg var god for holdet
(he figured I was good for the team)
Men han har et problem med loyalitet, følte mig bollet
(but he has a problem with loyalty, I felt butt fucked)
Hvis du spørger Cyril hvad der gør næste sæson bedre
(if you ask Cyril what makes the next season better)
Sy’s han det’ fjollet at arbejd’ pa billen, bar’ skift din kører
(he thinks it’s silly to work on the car, just change your driver)
Jeg blev clean-cutte!
(I was cut off cleanly!)
Så her har du den igen, din gamle rotte
(so here you have it once again, you old rat)
Ligesom Nico kan du få en hilsen om at silk’ min’ boller
(just like Nico you can have a greeting ‘bout sucking my balls)
Jeg har magten her hoes Haas, man kan vist sige, vi har byttet roller
(I got the power at Haas, one could say we switched roles)
Med dine lederevner får vi dig i sænk, din gamle sjoller!
(with your leader skills, we’ll sink your ship, old idiot!)
(Kubica: Robba-robba-robba-robba)
[Chorus: Carlos Sainz]
I’m Carlos, the smooth operator!
I’ve been in Cyril’s claws before!
He don’t give a fuck bout my career!
Threw me out, now where I end up? Scuderia!
Fuck you mate, we could have been big together!
But you made money taking in the badger!
Who do you think that you are!?
[Verse 3: Nico Hulkenberg]
Yeah, I am Hulk Hulkenberg
Thrown out of a team though I deserve
To be third once, Maybe you’ve heard
Cyril making promises, but he just loves the free words
I took the team from trash to treasure, he thought that was him!
I’ve been unlucky exactly the times I shouldn’t have been
He thinks the car deserves a podium, we would have wins
If he didn’t disrupt the team stability and make me spin
We were good friends, but he’s a Frenchman
Focusing on baguettes and aesthetics, doesn’t comprehend
How much it meant to Renault that I was there for a couple seasons
Until Cyril fell in love with honey badgers for no reason
You think you’re rich, player? But you’re a snitch, hater!
Which baker did you get your croissant brain at? Little ape!
The Hulk will leave a crater! This was a massive sin!
So suck my baguette, bitch! Ich bin dein Überwältigen!
[Verse 4: Guenther Steiner]
What? Am I supposed to rap? (Guenther! Guenther Steiner!)
What in the fok is the deal with this fokker?
Fokking it up for the people who got love!
When you talk to Guenther, you will laugh and have a blast
But the Netflix-picture shows how you’re a bother!
If you come to my office and smash my office door
I will be smashing both your wife and sister on the floor
You drive banana car and spend a lot of money!
But no result could ever compensate for what the honey badger saw from you
You are an ass with very short plans!
Haas is concentrating on 2025 in advance!
I talk to badger daily, ‘cause Steiner’s likable!
And I think he has a few things to say to Abiteboul!
[Verse 5: Daniel Ricciardo]
Oi mate, why’s the fucking car not an ace, galah?
I’m tired of being your Moolah Boy, so suck it papa!
I’m gone to Zak for some yakka so get on it, Ocker!
You’re a snake and I’m tired of you Renault wackers
Sore loser…
[Chorus: Sainz]
I’m Carlos, the smooth operator!
I’ve been in Cyril’s claws before!
He don’t give a fuck bout my career!
Threw me out, now where I end up? Scuderia!
Fuck you mate, we could have been big together!
But you made money taking in the badger!
Who do you think that you are!?
[Bridge: Fernando Alonso]
Alfonso...
I’m Alonso, fuck all the fuzz bro
I’m a fucking gonzo, don’t give a fuck yo!
I don’t wanna sign with a real old snitch guy!
Renault and I got a lot of memories, right?
Like crash gate and slow seasons!
Bet I’m coming back? Nah, bro, easy!
Cyril thinks he’s got shit straight-
Straight up his ass is what I’d say!
So forget it, Alonso is out
Karma!
[Bridge: Christian Horner] (spoken)
Hey Cyril, this is Christian
I like how you thought you were gonna take away our shine
Bring it onto Renault?
You’re the biggest meme ever!
Only thing shining is your forehead!
[Bridge: Sainz] (spoken)
And this is me, Carlos!
I wrote you, Cyril, a hate letter
I put a stamp on it. I think. Actually not sure if I sent it
Did I send it, or did I don’t- didn’t send it
Ah! I sent it!
[Chorus: Sainz]
I’m Carlos, the smooth operator!
I’ve been in Cyril’s claws before!
He don’t give a fuck bout my career!
Threw me out, now where I end up? Scuderia!
Fuck you mate, we could have been big together!
But you made money taking in the badger!
Who do you think that you are!?
