[Intro]

Binotto: Seb, it’s me, Sbinotto. I have a message for you. Sbinalla

Vettel: But it’s only FP2

Binotto: Do it now, so we avoid it in the race

Vettel: Copy

Hamilton: Wait, wait. That’s illegal. It’s only red cars spinning. Not enough diversity! STILL NO DIVERSITY!

Sainz: Lewis, wait a second, maybe we can work out something

Binotto: Yes, we have a diversity strategy. We are trying to teach Mr Carlos the Scuderia way. He is currently on Strategy S

Sainz: What? Strategy S?

Binotto: Yes… S B I N A L L A…


[Verse 1]
They’re all getting off the line
Max in ugly times
But somеthing is new
Cause Bottas is ahead
And suddеnly mayhem
Verstappen gets through, but Kimi closes the door
So many cars at the scene, but Sainz goes round
Impressing the team he’s going to next
On the track goes the rosso safety car
Honouring Enzo
Now they’re swerving around, prepping for restart

[Chorus]
(ooh here he comes)
Watch out boy, he’ll screw you up
(ooh here he comes)
Way too damn eager
(Carlos’ race is done)
K-Mag’s out, and Latifi’s fucked
(and Grosjean’s going off)
He’s a mad geezer
[Verse 2]
In honour of Binoto
They’re waving reds
And now there’s a standing start
Which could really rip Bottas apart
Time for the hammer
Ooh the slipstream is there, now the leader is who you thought

[Chorus]
(ooh Albon’s done)
Dropping down, they’re chewing him up
(ooh ain’t no fun)
Far behind leaders
(Daniel’s on a hunt)
Watch out, boy, into T1
(late on brakes and done)
He’s a maneater


[Bridge]

Leclerc: Oh, we have nothing to lose. We are so slow

Engineer: Copy, understood, we are looking. Still very slow on the straights. Try turning car off and back on again, usually works. Maybe box, new tires give new horsepower, we think. We can choose between strategies, we have not had strategy W for long time. You can chose strategy S-B-I-N-N-A-L-A, or strategy F to pay respects

Leclerc: What about strategy L?
Engineer: Yes, we forgot, we’ll take an L, box box, hards for you

Leclerc: Oh, come on guys… I’m behind Vettel now?

Engineer: Yes, Vettel is on strategy Aston Martin. You don’t have to care about him, we don’t at least, keep your head down, we talk after

[Chorus]
(Bono, tyres are gone) tyres are gone
So Bottas wants the different tyre
(but gets in to box)
(box box) for the hard tire
(ooh here she comes)
(Lulu in the pits) ooh
Ooh, same tyres now
(ooh Bottas wants) safety car
He’s a tyre beater
(Toto’s sniper gun)
(watch out) Stroll is in his sights, ooh
(ooh rear is gone)
Rear is gone, daddy’s crash

[Daddy’s Cash]
Daddy’s cash had a fucking massive crash
Daddy’s cash, now let’s call him daddy’s crash
Daddy’s cash, pay respect with a red flag
Daddy’s cash, Lance Stroll in a massive crash

[Interlude: spoken]
Oh man, I really shouldn’t be doing this… but i have to, because…

[Party in the FIA]
Today, there’s a party in the FIA
Yeah, they give Kimi a penalty
(for what? For what!?)

[Chorus]
(ooh red flags on)
(standing start again) and five red lights, ooh
(ooh Lulu’s launch)
Here she comes, Bottas drops down behind
(Russel’s up for points)
Oh, watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out
(Albon’s back in form)
(yeah, yeah) he’s a Dan eater
(closing on the Mercs)
(but they’re charging up) so you’ve got nothing to gain then
(but what a race it was)
Why not each year?