[Intro]
Aaow!

Cha!
Shoo-cha-choo-cha!

[Verse 1: Romain Grosjean]
As he came into the grid spot
Was the sound of somebody’s slipped clutch
Maldonado was off so fast
He didn’t want to end up in last
Hamilton closing the door, great
Romain somehow didn’t hit brake
So he ran into the back hard
Almost ripping Alonso apart

[Pre-Chorus]
Alonso, are you okay?
Lewis, are you okay? Are you okay, Kamui?
Perez, are you okay?
Ferrari, are you okay? Are you okay, Sauber?
McLaren, are you okay?
Lotus, are you okay? Are you okay, Romain?
Romain, are you okay?
Romain, are you okay? Why didn’t you brake, Romain?

[Chorus]
Romain, why don’t you brake?
All the cars around you brake
Take a look into the mirror
Who’s behind you? Don’t go punt somebody
Came into somebody’s slipstream
Crash them all out, become a big meme
Ruined Fernando back in ‘12
Had him struck down. Way too soon, eh?

[Post-Chorus]
Alonso, are you okay?
Lewis, are you okay? Are you okay, Kamui?
Perez, are you okay?
Ferrari, are you okay? Are you okay, Sauber?
McLaren, are you okay?
Lotus, are you okay? Are you okay, Romain?
You’ve been hit by-
You’ve been hit by-
ROMAIN GROSJEAN!
Aaow!

[Verse 2: Pastor Maldonnado]
As I came out of the pitlane
Out in Bahrain, drive without brain
Esteban cut off the crash god
Fuck him up now, hit his back hard

[Pre-Chorus]
Gutierrez, are you okay?
Williams, are you okay? Are you okay, Lotus?
Front wing, are you okay?
Tyres, are you okay? Are you okay, paulie?
Monaco ain’t okay?
Barriers will throw me out of the question. No way!
So, Lewis, are you okay?
Fuck it imma go break a Marussia today!

[Chorus]
Maldonado won’t brake
He will make all the other cars brake
Take a look at the limit
Nonexistent. Imma punt somebody
Came into somebody’s slipstream
Crash them all out, become a big meme
Ruined my career, but screw that
It was good fun, demolition derby
[Pre-Chorus]
Gutierrez, are you okay?
Williams, are you okay? Are you okay, Lotus?
You’ve been hit by-
You’ve been struck by-
PASTOR MALDONADO!

[Chorus]
Romain, why don’t you brake?
All the cars around you brake
Take a look into the mirror
Who’s behind you? Don’t go punt somebody
Came into somebody’s slipstream
Crash them all out, become a big meme
Ruined Fernando back in ‘12
Had him struck down. Way too soon, eh?

Maldonado won’t brake
He will make all the other cars brake
Take a look at the limit
Nonexistent. Imma punt somebody
Came into somebody’s slipstream
Crash them all out, become a big meme
Ruined my career, but screw that
It was good fun, demolition derby