[Intro:]
Listen, I'm fokking tired of being fokking fokked up all the fokking time. (Shot op)
I'm team boss, I'm not team fokking vankor (Fok)
Shot op, you vankors. (fokkors) Shot op Romain. Shot op Kevin (shot op, vankor)
Listen up. (vankor) Fokker (fokker)

[Verse 1:]
I'm sitting in my house now
Fuck, I'm stuck with my spouse now
I'm trying to be like Bow Wow
Netflix, get the fuck out now
I'm back, I'm Guenther Steiner
In German, Guenther Stoner
I buy my shit in Primark
And drink beer all time like Homer
Netflix call me "Rockstar"
In fact, I'm a mobster
I run the team like Vito
Do what I say or get thrown from a 'copter
I tell my team we win now!
We bеat the fucking Spinnow!
I yell, they tеll me: "Calm Down."
You fucking wanker, shut your mouth!

Who said it? Kevin? Romain?
You slam my door and don't mind?
Listen, you prick, I'm so kind
For not eradicating your whole kind
Listen, shit is serious, Corona almost took my life
I drank like 45 of them and almost cooked my own wife
But whatever, we're safe chaps
From yoga, we got the Haas-mats
Fuck Merc, our steering moves as well
But that shit isn't DAS, crap!
I swear, we had Alonso signed
But Gutiérrez, he fucked it right up
And Grosjean doesn't get our plan
Crash other teams, just fucking ram them!

Instead, you make joke out of Steiner
Crash by yourself, pit lane, safety car line
Copse, Catalunya, Brazil, into Kevin
And in France, home turf, don't be a fucking Schwein!
Kevin is a fucker too, fuck his fucking attitude!
He better be down to Earth, or breathe with a tube!
Don't fuck with me
End up like Whitney
Don't criticize my car when it isn't shitty!

[Break:]
[Kevin Magnussen:]
This is the worst experience I've ever had. In any race car. Ever
[Guenther Steiner:]
Well, thank you, love you too Kevin! You fat fuck!
You are the worst experience I've ever had with any race driver ever
Shut up
[Verse 2:]
Cyril, what the fucking ever!
Shitty name, Guenther is better!
Renault spends entire budget on one driver and no progress
You got loads of cash to pay things
Haas doesn't, we are weight saving!
So shut up, you baguette ranter!
We stole both your drivers, wanker!
Renault and some engine problems, name a more iconic duo
Who do supply in '21?
No teams? You fucking culo!
Scheiße, I'm motivated - bad season anticipated
But I think we will be matching Mercedes halfway, we made it!
Ferrari, we stole their engine
Ferrari, we stole suspension
Ferrari, we stole whole chassis!
Aber sie sind böse menschen
This year will be our year
You know why? Less races to fuck up!
This was my verse to the paddock
Now let's see who wants to one-up

[Outro:]
Guenther Steiner!
I'm fokking signing out now, you fokking fokkers!
Fok you, Kevin!
Fok you, Grosjean!
Fok everybody... but Robert