Sim Dane
Ms. Jackson Formula 1 Remix (’20 Eifel GP)
[Intro - Lancelot, Cash Daddy $troll]
Lancelot:
Yeah dad, I'm not feeling it today
Like, I had no practice, I don't wanna embarrass myself
Can I have some cash for medication, dad?

Cash Daddy $troll:
Alright, son. We'll call Stoffel instead!

Lancelot:
Nah dad, please don't! I wanna play Call of Duty with him. Like, call Hülk or something, eh?

Cash Daddy $troll:
Will do! No problem, son. I'm proud of you

[Chorus 1 - Racing Point, Mr. Honda]
Racing Point:
We're sorry for asking (oooh) - please take the wheel
Never meant to turn you down last year
Drive our car, it could save your career!

Mr. Honda:
Apologies, Christian (oooh) - we strike the deal
Never meant to make Verstappen cry
But we're leaving next year, it's goodbye!
(Alright, yeah yeah yeah)

[Verse 1 - Sim Dane:]
A kinda big weekend for Kimi, really
Been doing this for so many years even with a break, but he still breaks Rubens' record finally
He's crossed the line so many times, but he don't even care now
He chills out, he chills with fam whenever it's not lights out

Now Bottas was on pole for once and maybe he could make it
At lights out, who's always quicker? Once again, it's Ham who escapes quick
Now Bottas gives it everything, see he ain't just gonna be taken now
T1, he gripped up, pushed Hamilton hard. P1? This time he stays now
Now Alex once again in trouble, I bet RB's divided
Has a lock up, has to pit quick, comes out last, boi's in mode minus
Meanwhile in the midfield, Danny is now challenging Charles, ooh
Big stakes if the Aussie could get his Renault car through

[Chorus - Kimi Räikkönen, Sim Dane]
Kimi Räikkönen:
I'm sorry Ms. Grosjean (oooh) - but not for real
Never meant to break your finger, mate
But I'm Kimi, so not my mistake

Sim Dane:
So there will be action (oooh) - the rain is so near
Vettel spins off, water on his tyres?
Nah, just master🅱️lan pitwall advice

[Bridge - Sim Dane:]
Charles and the Aussie got a good fight going on
Dan thinks of tattoos, gets himself in the zone
Moves past Charles real quick and though plenty of effort
'Rari plan has made his tyres go with the same plan as ever

[Verse 2 - Sim Dane:]
Ten times out of nine, when Bottas on his grind
He'll find a way to throw it in the bin and so this time
Foot meets brake, then the lock up wheel thing
Lap 13 only, now Bottas' back on a string
Boxing now, like this Ham's gon' be champ forever
Forever? Forever-ever? Forever-ever? (Forever?)
Forever never seems that long, until it's been like
Six years since anyone's been challenging him

Now Bottas, your intentions are good, we wish we could
Let you race, but Ham's leading the bulls, so we don't need ya
VSC, pits now cheap, Ham goes 'wee'
Bottas goes bananas, 'cause engine gives up and he... pits

Now rest of the field is racing but Ocon's... hit
With the engine issues too, he must be damn mad
Knowing that his teammate is out there looking good
Fighting for a podium and Cyril's tattoos, damn

[Chorus - Alfa Pitwall, Kimi Räikkönen]
Alfa Pitwall:
Apologies, Kimi (oooh) - here is the deal:
You put Russell out the race and now
F.I.A. throws penalties around

Kimi Räikkönen:
Now, listen here pitwall (oooh) - tell me "FOR WHAT?!"
Never meant to make the team boss cry
But it's unfair to be penalised

[Verse 3 - Sim Dane:]
Albon is out now, see he's been given up on by RB
And now Landobot is yelling on the radio 'bout ECU not working properly
But he can't just stop, gotta ride this thing on out
And then Charles is being told on the radio "Plan C now," wow

When do they run out? Get a million, jeez, after last year
Competing, cheating, in the end to Enzo they be the same thing
Now Hülk is up in the points, damn, and Dan stays really quick, man
Lando's off now, out onto a chair like Nando, chill, homes!

[Chorus - Sim Dane:]
Now, 'cause of Lil' Lando (oooh) - we got SC
Ham and Max as usual are crying
On the radio 'bout cold ass tyres
Restartin' the action (oooh) - Ham's off so easy
Dan is challenging for second now
But drops back and Pérez has a try

The Hülk really smashing (oooh) - eighth from the back
Cyril's on to get some inked up arms
And Grosjean fought through to get some points
Now Hamilton's matched him (oooh) - 91 wins
Moving tribute with the helmet now
He is on to beat the records, wow!