[Verse 1] [Sim Dane, Josh Revell]
Principal in my team - I see you, I fear you [What?!]
Since you said you don’t need Grosjean [We need new wankers to be great!]
My crash across the pit lane put acres between us [Enough is enough!!!]
But no-one can crash like Grosjean [Gene spent a hundred million of his own fokking money!]

[Chorus] [Sim Dane, Josh Revell]
Guenther, wherever you are [Right here, wanker!]
I believe that your heart needs Grosjean [I don’t want my heart to crash!]
Once more, Kev smashes your door
And you drop both of us
But my heart will Grosjеan, Grosjean
[I fokking had enough of both of you!]

[Verse 2] [Sim Dane, Josh Revell]
Pastor taught me one timе to crash for a lifetime
Since then, I’ve been crashing you all [You even fokking crash our servers!]
Kevin, though I punt you so often, I’ll miss you
For the last race, please kiss Grosjean [You two better calm down now!!!]

[Chorus] [Sim Dane, Josh Revell]
Guenther, wherever you are [Right fokking here!]
I believe that your heart needs Grosjean [No! My heart needs to be normal heart rate!]
Once more, Kev smashes your door [Don’t foksmash my door!]
And you drop both of us
But my heart will Grosjean, Grosjean

[Bridge]
It’s bittersweet, isn’t it?
But it Haas to be this way, wankers!
The pit crew needs two new wankers to fuck over
So do I
You’ve been through too much...
Now we need PHaastor Maldonado
And Nikita MHaaszepin
So… I don’t know… maybe just… the way it is…

[Chorus] [Sim Dane, Josh Revell]
This year, there’s nothing I fear
‘Cause there’s nowhere to go for Grosjean [I’m sorry wanker!]
You may remember my name [Once a rockstar!]
From the times I crashed hard
And my heart will Grosjean
[Outro]
Romain… Kevin…
I-I-I apologize but… it’s the way it is…
So come over, Mick and Nikita
And maybe they too will be wankers…
But for now, goodbye