[Intro - Gangsta Guenther, Alfonso:]
- Guenther: Fokking Guenther and Alfonso on the track together. Go get 'em Alfonso
- Alfonso: I'm Alfonso - Alonso... The good ol' gonzo! (Ya!)

[Verse 1 - Alfonso]
I'm Alfonso - didn't have a lot of fun, bro!
Didn't get the one "oh-so-hard-to-get" damn championship!
I thought each year: "I could have it", ooh
I changed teams six times, can't handle it
I'm so fast and lit, I had plans to quit in '14 after 2 titles
Matched all my rivals - kinda got entitled towards the end

Yeah... it's been a tough ride
Became a tough guy
Now Honda really fucks my choices up
I've been voicing what I shouldn't
Whatever, man, GP2 engine sucked anyway

So I don't give a fuck now. I think back 12 years and just how
I would have been champ if I stayed at McLaren, but I didn't
Can't even cope with how bad it drove
The '08 Renault and '09 was just a yoke

Ohhh, Alonso doesn't wanna come again
'Cause Renault doesn't even like my plans
And I know, and I know, and I know I burned some bridges
But all the things I said, I said in jest

[Verse 2 - Gangsta Guenther]
Well, I don't fucking give a fuck about nobody anymore, really...
What I saw from sponsors and from drivers made the team feel unlucky
Why do bad things happen to the best people?
With all the bad happened to me, one would think I'm evil

Haas deserves 4th place and stability
And a pit crew with a consistent ability
We don't want a situation at the season opener
Like '18 or '19, '17 was much doper!
Guenther has the fucking power, the fuck smash!
I consider renaming the team from Haas to Hash
I'm so tired of dealing with broken doors and crashes
But I'm strong, so Haas will rise from the ashes

[Outro:]
Fucking Guenther. Thank you so much for listening to my mixtape