Sim Dane
Gangsta Guenther Rap Made Me Do It
[Intro - Guenther & K-Mag]
Ja, kører det, kører det? Ja!
- (Yeah, is it working, is it working? Yeah!)
Det er Kevin Magnussen her!
- (It's Kevin Magnussen!)
Lad os vise dem hvordan det skal gøres!
- (Let's show them how it's done!)
Lad os vise dem hvordan det skal køres!
- (Let's show them how it's run!)
Guenther: Vot de fokk is dat vankor langvedge?!
K-Mag: Ah... hold kæft, Guenther! Hvad er der med dig?!
(Ah... shut up, Guenther! What is it with you?!)
Guenther: Keven, shot de fokk op, you fokking vankor!
K-Mag: Nu går jeg! Farvel!
(I'm going now! Goodbye!)
Guenther: Stupid langvedge!
*Door Smashes*
Guenther: Vot in de fokk?!
*BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BRRRRRRRRRR*
K-Mag: What?!
Guenther: You do not fokk smash my door! Keven, get de fokk back hier. We got a song to fokking do!
[Chorus:]
We.. are.. the.. gangster.. team.. in F1
Come.. between.. me.. and.. Guenth.. and you're done!
And Guenther hates it! That's why I always lose it!
I know our drivers have a brain, it is 'bout time they use it!
'Cause little wankers are making us look stupid!
Fuck it, Guenther rap made me do it!
[Verse 1 - K-Mag]
Ja, jeg er Kevin Magnussen!
- (Yup, I'm Kevin Magnussen!)
Presser bilen til det max - fuck, jer er i det snavs igen!
- (Pushing the car to the max - fuck, I'm in the dirt again!)
Efter Renault er Cyril en mand, til hvem jeg aldrig si'r davs igen!
- (After Renault, Cyril's a man I never say 'hi' to anymore!)
Chiller I min garage med gangsterbossen og drikker Heineken!
- (Chillin' in my garage with the mob boss while drinking Heineken!)
Siden han sagde "hej min ven - lad mig vise dig vei, min ven!"
- (Since he said "hi my friend, let me guide you, my friend!")
Har jeg haft det sæde - måske ikke de hurtigste, men det' sgu aldrig slemt
- (I have the seat - maybe not the fastest, but it's never bad)
At være fast kører for et team, hvor man faktisk savner dem
- (To be permanent driver at a team where you actually miss them)
Over vinteren - med Haas er jeg blevet en tem'lig garvet svend!
- (Over the winter - at Haas I've become an experienced joe!)
[Verse 2 - Gangsta Guenther]
Thanks a lot, Kevin, for giving me the mic again!
You're quite the driver - we are both quite the mighty men
What you do in Austria each year could make me smile again!
I refuse to hang on to things that we might have been
For example: Vettel is the man, despite a spin..
Or two.. or many more.. You get it right?
Back in Australia 2019 and '18, we cried and binned the race
Now it's off the calendar, so let's try to win!
[Chorus:]
We.. are.. the.. gangster.. team.. in F1
Come.. between.. me.. and.. Guenth.. and you're done!
And Guenther hates it! That's why I always lose it!
I know our drivers have a brain, it is 'bout time they use it!
'Cause little wankers are making us look stupid!
Fuck it, Guenther rap made me do it!
(RabaRabaRabaRaba)
[Verse 3 - Rob Kubica]
It's Robert, motherfucker, on the track I will not bother
With the mother of the failure - I'm tired of being stubborn!
I'll just log on YouTube and find memes and vids by legend Dacha!
Roba don't give fucks so suck a donkey dong without no rubber!
I'm sorry, am I rude? I'm usually kinder dude!
But why'd I drop a seat in Willy-team? 'Cause Roba boi got screwed!
I'm "RABARABA" - yelling on the mic, 'cause Claire can only lose!
Hah, joined the Alfa-dudes - spaghetti boi, you gotta move!