Lil' Lando: (Crying noises) Carlos, please don't go... Carlos...

It's me, Lando...

Every Meme you make
Every bald teammate
Every broken race, every head you shave
I'll be streaming it

Sharl Leglerg: And this is me, Sharl...

Every single day
Every heart I break
Let my girlfriend wait while I play my games
I'll be streaming it

(Flashback) I am stupid. I am a banana

Lando: Oh Carlos, please
You belong to me
You leave to be great
But I will miss my matе

With every turn you take
Evеry melting brake
Every virtual race, every winter break
I'll be streaming it...

When Sainz goes, I'll be lost without a trace
And Landobot will be off the grid for days
I'll find a Rossi cap to hide my face
I look around for the bald head's meme embrace
I keep crying, Carlos, Carlos, please!

Carlos... Please don't go mate. I'll miss you... Please!

(Oh Carlos, Oh Carlos Sainz)
(Oh Carlos, Oh Carlos Sainz)
(Oh Carlos, Oh Carlos Sainz)
(Oh Carlos, Oh Carlos Sainz)
Leglerg: Lando, he's my teammate now...

Oh Carlos please
At Ferrari we will become so great
As long as you're second place!

Every second place
All the quali days
Every car complaint, every tow he makes
Carlos is mine now
Every swap for a place, every strategy
Carlos is mine now

Lando: No Charles, you can't say that. He is my teammate. You can't say that!

Leglerg: Carlos is mine now

Lando: NO! Carlos~! Carlos, please stay around!
(Every meme we made, every chili we ate, were the laughs all fake?)
Leglerg: Lando, he is mine! Carlos~!
(Every second place, every tow he makes, every car complaint)

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