[Intro]
Is this the real race?
Is this bad strategy?
Caught in soft compound
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look how much I slide guys, please...
This was a poor choice, I need the mediums
Because I'm feeling some vibrations
Blisters high, but grip is low
Any lap they'll explode
Staying out is bad strategy... To me...

[Verse 1]
Bono, just drove a lap
Tried so bad to stay ahead
Pushed hard, now the tyres are dead
Bono, the race has just begun
But rears are gone, we've thrown it all away
Bono! Ooh~!
Can't beliеve you made me cry
Tеll Valtteri to stay behind or I'll go crazy on everyone
Like I'm the only one that matters...

[Verse 2]
Bono, my tyres are gone
I'm losing loads of time
These Pirellis feel like shite
Call me to the pitlane or I'll be slow
Gotta leave the strat behind and get new boots
Bono! Ooh~! (I will get a puncture)
Tyres are 'bout to die
I sometimes feel like I've got no tyres at all!

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 3]
I see a little silhouetto of a man
Valtteri, Valtteri, will you be my wing man, bro?
Porridge bowl and coffee, only thing that's hurting me!
This is James! This is James!
This is James! This is James!
This is James to Valtteri:
Stay behind slooooow!
You're just a number two, stay to your coffee
He's just a number two from a cold country
Spare Lewis' race from this sporadic speed
Easy come, easy go, will you let us race?
Valtteri, No! You will need to stay slow! (Don't be slow!)
Valtteri! You must let Lewis go! (Don't be slow!)
Valtteri! My tires are gonna blow! (Don't be slow!)
You'll get a win or two! (Don't be slow!)
Please let Lewis go (Never, never, never, never let me go)
Ah~! No, no, no, no, no, no, go!
Scuderia, Scuderia!
They are really, really, slow
So Valtteri is the only challenge for Lulu... Lulu... Lulu~!!!
[Verse 4]
So you think you can force me all race to stay out?!
I think you need to give me a harder compound!
Oh, Toto! Bono's hurting me, Toto!
Don't let me stay out
Not while the best fans boo me!


[Outro]
(Ooh)
(Ooh, yeah, ooh, yeah)

Kimi's staying out, man
IN! IN! IN! IN! IN!
IN! IN! IN! IN! IN! IN!
Hey man, get some tires for me...

Any lap they'll explode...