[Intro]
Whoo, Monza, Monza, yeah
Monza, Monza, yeah

[Pre-Chorus]
Yeah, we done seen a lot of boring F1 races, I admit it
It has always been this way, boring racing's part of business
All the drivers want a podium but few will ever get it
Some will never get no trophy or no motherf***in' ribbon (Yeah I said it)
But at Monza, there's this magic, bends the law, cuts the rules
Drivers dare to risk it all, some ain't got too much to lose
Ham's been winning long enough, it's his turn to f*** up too
Pass the place! Where's the drincc? This my day, lucky you - F1 rules, woo!

[Chorus]
All of them move, all of them move, all of them move
Bottas is doomеd, Lando gets through, he's got the juicе
Leaving some room's, what you gotta do, but Albon says screw it
And Gasly gets pushed, is Albon gon' prove, he fits in Red Bull?

[Verse 1]
Back on his bull****, Valtteri is all over gravel - He really is Finnish
Perez gets by and he can't even try to defend it, 'cause back end is skittish
Maxi can't do sh*t, he has to be pushin' the battery pack but gets nothing
Can't f*** with the Racing Point, lap 2 he's dropping down
Lance is quite happy to get up to Bottas
He's actually buzzin' this time
Valtteri is bitching 'cause his car is hot as a fire
Maxi gets Stroll again, nice!
But he don't seem fast enough to be considered flying
Seb ain't no gangster but a few laps further into the race he is in troublesome time
The Russell boi tries to get him so he wrecks a sign exploding loads and loads of polystyren, thug life!
Turns out the brakes were in poo-mode
If I had no brakes I would Bruno (uh oh)
Ferrari talk out their culo
Strategy is? Who knows
They play their cards, and reverse on you all and somehow think they will be the uno
Binotto is angrier than good 'ol Tuco, but may be forgetting who is the real puto

[Skit: Ferrari engineers]
"So where did we put the strategy papers today?"
"We're looking.. - We found them here, next to Seb's brake lines"
"Next step, Sebastian, is to outbrake Russell"
"oh.. the brake lines.. - Seb! We're moving on to strategy F as usual!"
They've invented a level back in the start of the millennium with the Michael but now it has gone down ranks
Mr. Vettel was relevant 'till Charles came - now they're pedal to medal but with darn tank
Lap 8 and Albon is given a penalty for the start of the race
The pressure is kicking him in the heart, dang
Doing Grosjean moves on Grosjean
Damaging the car, and wrecking his points chance
On lap 17, the Finn's angry, screaming "these engine rules are a Yoke!"
Engine's hot, 'cause those many laps behind traffic makes the car smoke
Lap 18, Charles is in pits for hards - matching his straight-line speed in pits - oh..
Lap 20, tho, K-Mag breaks the Haas and parks it like a pitlane lawn mower

[Pre-Verse]
Lewis doesn't do a lot of mistakes - still won't admit them
And now in this Monza race, safety car enters the image
He's done won so many races, what should make this one so different?
He can't see no crosses on entry to pitlane, and gets in there
Sainz's now leading
Ham's that driver, bending laws, bending rules
Turns out pitlane was all closed, is this gonna make him lose?
Meanwhile pitlane opens up, and all cars are on the move
Change the tyres, except for Stroll, in second now - lucky dude behind Lulu - whoo!

[Verse 2]
Green flag is back, we are racing
Charles in the back but he's pacing
Getting past Gio and Kimi through Kurwa Grande and he's appearing racy!
Now camera changes to Parabolica and Charles is in the wall so crazy!
The speed he had hitting the barriers really was scary, I'm so happy he was okay
And actually coming from Spa, I was thinking the worst, and my heart sank 10 feet
'cuz it's been a long while since we saw an F1-car with an impact so hard, so seeing him run was amazing
Now red flag and everyone comes to the pit lane
While there is a crane struggling to lift the tank from the barriers
And now a penalty for Giovinazzi and for the Lulu boi, who's planning to serve it while on his scooter
He's mad at the stewards so he walks up to them, to whine and to tell them they're racist
As if he ain't won enough - meanwhile we will get a standing start
Monza part II from lap twenty-eight and the pack is so crammed with action
It's five lights, Stroll gets off not great - and in second chicane he's off, damn!
Kimi is fast, makes ground up real fast, he's 3rd
And as soon as Ham's getting in the pitlane now the lead driver is Gasly and second's Iceman
And the mad Max, probs don't wanna seem mad but is last, 'cause he went pitting and stayed there
But he ain't back, out with a crankshaft issue, don't need that!
Now I think it's inevitable we'll get a new winner today because of the incident with the Ham, tho
But he will make up a place a lap prob'ly begging for Bottas to bottle it so he finishes on the back row
On the brink, any minute got me thinkin' of the finish
Carlos gets in the battle now passing Kimi, to get through to Pierre, and little by little
They're getting closer together, now 40 laps in I'm biting my fingers, and Gasly has him a benefit
In the front with the air being free of heat and vortices eliminating aero
And on the radio Ham is talking to Bono - "it's 20 seconds to the pack"
"THAT'S SOME S***" - but you got a Merc and a mega advantage
Lewis moving up like elevator - You could never say to me he's not a fuckin' record breaker
But he doesn't want to race if he ain't winning any way, tho
Nobody could ever take away the legacy he made
The operator is smooth, and he really needs to be that way if he wants to win the race today
He drives almost so wheels fall off, he's working tirelessly, ay
It's the moment y'all been waitin' for - the Scuderia is back on top
No not the usual scuderia, but Alpha Tauri
From '08 to Germany to Sao Paulo
It's Mr. Gasly, who's winning followed by Carlos 4 tenths behind him - beating the bulls like a cowboy
[Chorus]
Top of the podium, in party mode again, Gasly brought home the win
Back in the zone again! Feeling like opium, a race pandemonium
Carlos is moody, Lance too is moody, why would they be gloomy?
This sh*t's like a movie! A podium showing the sport's beauty!