[Verse 1]
(Valtteri Bottas: How about that!)
We don't need no celebration
Toto smiles when Ham's on pole
At race start Perez drops some places
And Kimi can't leave Gio alone

[Pre-Chorus]
(Kimi Räikkönen: Bwoah! This Alfa Sauber or whatever the fuck it's called is equally fast with and without a wing anyway...)
Hey! Kimi! Leave them kids alone!
(Kimi Räikkönen: Bwoah! Then leave me alone as well. Please...)

[Chorus]
All in all, this race is just another brick in the wall!
(Kimi Räikkönen: 332, 333, 334, 335...)
Now the train of cars go through the pits not pitting at all!

[Verse 2]
You don't need that Merc in second!
Give it back, I'm on a roll!
The poleman's pace can't match Sir Ham's though
(Valtteri Bottas: The, uh, porridge, this morning, had a weird taste of exhaust sensor. Do you know 'bout this, Toto?)
Issues, leave the Finns alone!

[Pre-Chorus]
(Valterri Bottas: Darn it! God damn it! God damn-!)
Merc pitcrew always pits him slow!

[Chorus]
All in all you're just a-
-nother wingman on pole!
All in all a boring race but Merc makes the call
[Bottas's race engineer {James?}: Box, box! Let's go for fastest lap!]

[Verstappen: Shit! What the fuck?! They're fucking boxing Bottas! Let's get it, boys!]
[Verstappen's race engineer: Box, box, Max!
Purple lap, nice job Max!]
[FIA: Ey, Red Bull, it's not free real estate]
[Verstappen: What a fucking joke! All the fucking time with this, honestly! Aaah!]