[Intro]
Kimi Räikkönen: Bwoah, ey. Did you notice how happy I was at the 2018 Gala? It's, uhhh, it's 'cause I had the drink
So at Alfa they thought it would be a fun joke to put, uhhhh, the drink in my boots instead of my hose. 'Cause we all know we can, uhhhh, you can drink alcohol through a pair of boots, just makes you way more drunk, so thank you Alfa

[Verse 1]
Kimi: Half season, and I tell my boss I'm done now, time to run shit all alone
And when they announce it I test positive
But win win, I just DTS and chill with Minttu and drink Heineken
While Rob deals with the Italian and Dutch fans

[Pre-Chorus]
Kimi: There's not a damn out there left for me to give yeah!

[Chorus]
Kimi: Kimi, Kimi, Kimi - the man noonе dislikes
Can't somebody help mе with the drinking device?
Gimme, gimme, gimme my steering wheel and gloves
Get your shit together, or I won't be so nice (COME ON! MOVE!)

[Interlude]
Kimi: Bwoah, bwoah, they tell me, they tell me I gotta stick around for two more races. Bwoah, yeah, like, they tell me there's no choice. To them I say: FOR WHAT?!

[Verse 2]
Kimi: Movie star, take my chick to the premiere, she don't know I am the star
Why you think the number seven's on my car?
Zero fucks, zero days without a beer and seven days until I'm done
Daniel Craig's done, who you think's the new James Bond?

[Pre-Chorus]
Kimi: There's not a drink out there, I pretend I don't care!

[Chorus]
Kimi: Gimme, gimme, gimme a drink after midnight
Won't somebody help me, now I can't find the stage!
Kimi, Kimi, Kimi, I'm old but I'm in flight
Beating Giovinazzi, I drink loads but have pace!

[Interlude]
*music stops*
Robert Kubica: Ayo, ayo stop the tape! It's-cha boy robarobarobarob! On the topatop, fuckafuck what you say, enough is enough, it's time to chop, I stopped and everyone said what! What happened? - I was in a rut, I recharged every battery and found a bat with 'ronasymptoms, made a drink for Kimi with it so I could return, now what you want? I raced a few times but Alfa don't give a fuck, they basically say "Orlen, oh how nice, a million for the club", but in the car you feel left out, and even if you have astounding pace they throw you out for Zhou or whatever his name is now. I'm feeling bad for the spaghettiboy, we had some scraps in '19, but he turned the whole of Poland's water supply into wine, G! And motherfucker walks on water, just a shame he lost the drive, but money talks, and China has a lot so they let talent slide, now bring it back! *music starts back up*
[Chorus]
Robert: ROBAROBAROBA, I drive after midnight!
Alfa gets my money, but they forget my pace
ROBAROBAROBA, I thought I'd get to drive, but watch me with my iPhone, fuck off with your Huawei!

[Outro]
Robert: Robarob and Kimi, we're drunk before midnight!
Robarob and Kimi, we're drunk before midnight!
Let's go, Kimi