[Intro]
Max: Yeah! I'm Max Verstappen. I come here in Bahrain... to score fastest laps in all the sessions
I aim to win the race, fuck off!
Bottas: This is Valtteri Bottas. I come all the way from Finland. I've been rallying all winter, I'm ready not to spin a lot, like Turkey. I aim to... not lose the race
Steiner: And this is Günther Steiner. I aim to not ******* say the ******* swear words this ******* weekend. ****! I ****** up!
Mazepin: And this is Nikita Mazepin. I aim to not sbinnala this race. Oops. Sorry Vettel

[Chorus]
I can hear them driving in Bahrain tonight. Oh Lord
And I've been waiting for this moment for all my life. Oh Lord
Who do you see winning in Bahrain tonight? Oh Lord, oh Lord
Uh! Yeah!

[Verse 1]
Well, from Pole Max starts the race off so right
Bottas is struggling
And Mazepin does what he can to make sure all memes are about him
Well, at the back, just like last year's Sakhir
Perez looks at an awful climb
Restart and off with a spin
Mick Schumi and then
Gasly's wing is off like "ight, imma head out"

[Chorus]
SC and VSC's already been out, for what?
Max is sweating with a diff issue, we're all in doubt. Oh Lord
The old man needs a break already on Lap 1, "It's tiring"
And on lap 13 Perez already is 7th, hell! He's spicy! He's spicy!

[Interval]
Bono: Lewis, sir, we've got to box!

[Verse 2]
Ham's in the pitlane (BOX, BOX)
2 secs faster "Don't worry!" (NYOOM)
Prob'ly 'cause he's off the track at the 4th turn
So much time those Mercs may gain (those Mercs may gain, those Mercs may gain)
But on mediums, Max eats his way up to Lewis up front
"No you don't fool me!"
Another pit-stop to go, but the gaps don't grow
"It's not far between you and me"
Woo! Yeah!
[Chorus]
"And I can feel him closing in on me tonight, oh Lord"
"Well, I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, oh Lord"
Meanwhile Merc screws Valtteri's race up big time. "Oh Lord, oh lord"
And Yuki passes everyone and steady proves he's a'ight on hards
YEAH!
Now I see Seb spinning in Bahrain tonight, oh God!
Lewis says he thinks there ain't track limits and goes wide, so smart!
5 laps left and Max is less than a sec behind! Goes for it at turn 4!
But has to give it back and surely Lewis wins this round! So close! So close!
Perez home in 5th and looking good except his time in Quali
Lando way ahead of Daniel, though pace seems nice. Oh! Oh!
What a race we've seen out in Bahrain tonight! F1 is back!
And I've been waiting for F1's return for all my life
At least that's how it's felt. Cheers everyone! Sorry for the long break!
I've kinda recharged my batteries, but I'm so happy to be back!