[Intro:]
I'm Simulator Champion!
I'll see you later, champions!
You've been degraded, champions!
Faded champions, Rob is fashion!
(Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob)

[Verse 1 - Rob Kubica:]
I have a new car! I am a superstar!
I am a mover! Losers lose, ha!
It's Formula 1 you fool! I won, who's cool?
I'm one of those dudes!

Rob Kubica! Good on the beat. God on the weekend!
Mountain Dew tastes good when I'm weakened
I turned into a gamer, pretend Doritos and Dew
Monster and only three friends!

I built a simulator. I'm such a stimulator!
Racing line innovator, accelerator is pushed down
Through Casio-chicane. My car's the color of cocaine!
I'm famed in Poland! Pole on slicks in case the weather turns to rain

My brain, insane! I race to crash and race again
Paper plane is what I do with contract from the gays at Red Bull, man
I will treat Russell like Vettel. Got destroyed by Danny
Straight obliterated on Monza while I'm drinking Gatorade. (Ah!)

[Chorus:]
I'm Simulator Champion!
I'll see you later, champions!
You've been degraded, champions!
Faded champions, Rob is fashion!

[Verse 2 - Mad Max:]
My dad taught me to fight, so I do that!
My mom taught me to write, so I screw that!
My boss told me to stay calm, move back!
Pink guy breaks his damn jaw if he ain't too fast!
I'll get a title is my temper ain't like Boom-Bap
I out-qualify anyone, except the stupid wombat
Shout out to Rob for the feature! He sees I'm this mean!
I'm mad at everyone despite my arrive at sixteen!

You see, I'm like a submarine 'cause I fire torpedoes!
You hear me when I'm coming clean down your side 'till vertigos
Come near me and I'm calling 3 of my dad's friends to tweet, yo!
My gearing ratio's like my temper, short and not for Renaults!

I'm penalized twice a race but stay pedal t metal
My enemy Vettel is losing his tempo to temper issues!
Get some tissues! Do a donut on Lap One, that's how you will lose!
I'm big news! Max with Honda is a monster! Dutch Jiu Jitsu

[Chorus:]
I'm Simulator Champion!
I'll see you later, champions!
You've been degraded, champions!
Faded champions, Rob is fashion!

[Bridge:]
Yes... Mr. Rob Kubica
Rabi-Dabi, Robbie Williams
Rob the King
[Chorus:]
I'm Simulator Champion!
I'll see you later, champions!
You've been degraded, champions!
Faded champions, Rob is fashion!