[Intro]
Oh my God, biddy with a body, go shake some up
Bitch Green Goblin this dick, no Willem Dafoe
Ha, you know who it is
Let’s go, let’s go

[Verse 1]
Giggity, giggity, giggity, (Giggity) I’m Glenn Quagmire
Hot air balloon, man, I had to get the bag higher
Latinas, that’s what I admire
I fucked your bitch, let them know what the mass flyer
Hot balloon a marathon, escaping child support (Bitch)
Yeah, the mommy is a thot, so the child’s a whore (Ugh)
I just cheated on my wife, I was mildly bored (Ah)
I was married to the money so we gotta divorce

[Verse 2]
Like, damn, huh, that’s just the way it goes
Dog ass bitch lick the peanut butter off my toes (Woo)
Huh, yeah, my dick a garden hose
Wherе in the hell are you bitchеs? Man, nobody knows
You’re the patch on the grass where the dog took a shit
Scratching my ass cuz it really, really itch (Eugh)
I stole a car and I crashed in a ditch (Agh)
She’s a 10, in the dark, lights on, she’s a 6 (Damn)
Lost 20K cuz I really like to gamble
If I had a TV show, I would get cancelled (Yeah)
The layer below the Earth crust is the mantle
Might as well be living there, I’m too hot to handle (Yeah, bo bo bo bo bo bo, yeah)
[Verse 3]
I can’t swim, I almost drowned (God) in the bathtub (Damn)
Homeless man on the street gave me a back rub (Okay)
Home Say Young from the Squid Game, hella bad, bruh
If your body’s a 10 and the face beat, then the bag’s clutch

[Chorus]
Acting like Billie Jean
Why’d you wanna make a scene?
Get my man out your mouth, you need some Listerine
You were my love, now you are shit to me
You had me dropped, bitch, I’m out of money
Taking me to court for the alimony
Said it’s my kid, well, that’s just beyond me
You meant to say the love was phony

[Verse 4]
Woah, like goddamn, woah
What was my life to a goddamn ho?
Everywhere I go
They say I am the one (I’m not the one, oh)
But the kid is not my son (Not my son, no)
They say I am the one (I’m not the one, oh)
But the kid is not my son

[Outro]
(Not my son, yeah)
(I don’t think I’m done, yeah)
(Not my son, yeah)
(I don’t think I’m done, yeah)
(Not my son, yeah)
(I don’t think I’m done, yeah)
(Not my son, yeah)
(I don’t think I’m done, yeah)