[Verse 1: 3MonthsToLive]
I don't condone what Alex is saying (No)
Asked him for a feat and he asked if I'm paying
Damn, I ain't know he was playing
She rejected me so I'm gonna start begging
Shoutout to me, Yung 3 learned how to pee
Double, RR, I don't even know what it stands for
Before yesterday, I couldn't even count
I had no idea what an amount was
Damn, my little bro is deaf, he can't even hear a sound
Yeah, I'm ridin' through the town, pulled my pants down (Poo-poo pants)
Got bored and cried on national TV
She told me I'm a 3 out of 10
So I'm gonna be Ben 10
And I shifted to a desk
They say that I'm next (No they don't)
Yeah, I'm next to fall off

[Chorus: 3MonthsToLive]
Woah
Woah (Agh)

[Verse 2: Alex Schor]
She say, "Why you pull up to my crib?" 'Cause me horny (Wait)
I be too slick like WD-40
Your family looks like three Ricks and three Mortys
I done broke my leg jumping off of three stories
Like, shorty's so thick, I'm bricked with no mortar
Shoutout Carlos, he done hopped over the border (Yessir)
He got caught on camera by a nearby reporter
But now he's working at Wendy's and he be giving me my order
Like, ayo, Kanye, what's your problem with the Jews? (What?)
Beefing with my liver, I be drinking hella booze
I be beating off every time I watch the news
And I swear that I'm not gay but I love girls that look like dudes (Hold on)
Hit it from the back, penetrate like X-ACTO
Hot with the sauce, little bitch, no Tabasco
Might just get a quick thot, not a fast ho
Need a chokehold on my money like a lasso
[Chorus: 3MonthsToLive]
Woah
Woah (Agh)