[Chorus: Dasgasdom3]
Got two fat bitches on the couch, two BBW's
Peanut butter jelly on that pussy like a crustable
Bou-bou-bounce on that dick like she jumpable
She lickin' on my dick like a motherfuckin' lunchable
Eat the dick good, spit it out like a beluga whale
Young n***a going hammer time, Imma beat the nail
Dick so goddamn long, look like the oregon trail
She gon' fantasize about this dick, like it's a fairy tale

[Verse 1: Dasgasdom3]
Wait, wait, what, what I say?
Fuck is a drive through, take a bitch to the buffet
Bitch so goddamn hungry, she ate the fuckin' plate
Try to handle salads, now she slappin' shit up out my face
Fee-fi-fo-fum, Dom, pleasе feed me
Fee-fi-fo-fum, the bitch try to eat mе
She ain't vegetarian, the way she's slurpin' onto meat
She tryna' order more food, I'm askin' for the check please

[Chorus: Dasgasdom3]
Got two fat bitches on the couch, two BBW's
Peanut butter jelly on that pussy like a crustable
Bou-bou-bounce on that dick like she jumpable
She lickin' on my dick like a motherfuckin' lunchable
Eat the dick good, spit it out like a beluga whale
Young n***a going hammer time, Imma beat the nail
Dick so goddamn long, look like the oregon trail
She gon' fantasize about this dick, like it's a fairy tale
[Verse 2: Dasgasdom3]
Suffocating from them boobies, I cannot relax
We went in netflix and chill, sike the bitch wanted snacks
This bitch tried to put on Norbit, that's your twin bitch, relax
Actually, get up on that treadmill and run them fuckin' laps
Go ahead and run them fuckin' meters, you get faster I'ma feed ya
Try to give a can of sprite, but now she want the whole liter
Goddamn bitch, can you stop motherfuckin' eatin'?
You gaining weight faster, then my hairline receding

[Chorus: Dasgasdom3]
Got two fat bitches on the couch, two BBW's
Peanut butter jelly on that pussy like a crustable
Bou-bou-bounce on that dick like she jumpable
She lickin' on my dick like a motherfuckin' lunchable
Eat the dick good, spit it out like a beluga whale
Young n***a going hammer time, Imma beat the nail
Dick so goddamn long, look like the oregon trail
She gon' fantasize about this dick, like it's a fairy tale

[Verse 3: Quandale Dingle]
Yeah, that lil' bitch fantasizing about the dick
Bend her ass over, I'ma give the bitch my fuckin' dick
You don't wanna play with Quandy Wandy, yeah that's fuckin' it
I'm the realest n***a that there ever was and ever is
N***a I'm shitin' and pissin', all on these bitches
I fuck a fat bitch in Walmart, near the dishes
Two days later, my fuckin' balls started itching
[Bridge: Quandale Dingle]
Hold up n***a, I gotta get louder
Yeah, yeah

[Verse 4: Quandale Dingle]
See these hoes, they keep playin', with a young n***a Quandy
Fuckin' on a mexican bitch, her name is Juani
I'm fuckin' on an asian bitch, she's so horny
She lickin' on my meat, yes she lickin' my baloney
She finna eat my dick up, like Matt Stonie
The pussy's so creamy, you can call it macaroni
I'm fuckin' on some robot pussy, made by Sony
These bitches call me sick as hell, call me karoni
I put the peanut butter and jelly all on my balls
I told her ''Get the fuck down on your knees and lick it all''
Ohh, I heard you n***as in trouble, you better call Saul
Ohh, I heard that n***a want the hand, you better walk off
The n***a finna get the fuckin' gun, Imma pop off
Get the bag above your head and n***a Imma drop you off

[Outro]
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