[Chorus 1: Lolahol]
It's so cool to be uncool
It's so right to be unright
It's so good to look so bad
Isn't this the best thing you ever had?

[Verse 1: Madonna]
It's so hard to be someone
It's so hard to be unknown
In your heart, you are to blame
In your heart, you play the game

[Verse 2: Madonna]
Do you realize you pay the price?
Do you know the cost of all your vice?
Save your soul, it's all a test
Save your soul, it's for the best

[Chorus 1: Madonna]
It's so cool to be uncool
It's so right to be unright
It's so good to look so bad
Isn't this the best thing you ever had?

[Verse 3: Madonna]
Save your soul, little sister
Save your soul, dear little brother
You need hope, says the preacher
Learn to cope, says all my teachers
[Verse 4: Madonna]
Do you really know God's intention?
Do you ever ask what it's all for?
We need love, love and love
We need more, more and more

[Verse 5: Madonna]
Prophets are telling us
We're near the end
But I am telling you
That it's all pretend

[Chorus 2: Madonna & Lolahol]
It's so cool to be uncool
It's so right to be unright
It's so good to look so bad
Isn't this the best thing you ever had?
It's so cool to be uncool
It's so right to be unright
It's so good to look so bad
Isn't this the best thing you ever had?