[Intro]
Tryna bridge a gap that can't be bridged
Driving down the 101 like the Sundance Kid
I just called to say I quit
No, yeah, hey, it's just me, your favorite existentialist

[Verse 1]
Still not a bad man, baby, I just like to live
It's not my first choice either, but I'll live with it
Like a name, a bad nickname
You used to never call me, now I call the plays
Stuck in the past, keep asking which way
I swear I saw a ghost, but Christmas never came

[Verse 2]
Chalk it up to will or up to want
Could fill a grocery list with everything I'm not
I'll buy a headache that lasts all year
Just a supplement to replace the things I haven't
Gotten really tough to stay awake
It's all really perfect, forged, and fake
I just wanna drown in thick chagrin
Or live long enough to see myself become the charlatan
The charlatan

[Hook]
Gotta stay level, putting salt on snow
Someone get a shovel, bury all of my foes
Gotta stay level, putting salt on snow
Gonna grab a bottle, jump out of a window
[Instrumental]

[Hook]
Gotta stay level, putting salt on snow
Someone get a shovel, bury all of my foes
Gotta stay level, putting salt on snow
Gonna grab a bottle, jump out of a window