[Verse 1]
It's just me meself and I
And we roll through thick and thin
Quick to break it down while your slowly giving in
Pelt 'em with these trophies if we won't admit we win
Head shaking sounding like broken biccy tin
Busy's listening like they're tapping the phone line
I don't give a fuck though, I'm the man in me own mind
Nothing but bad habits that won't die
Even the bobbies wobble past me like "Oh my!"
Leave 'em to it, I see you through it, the people knew it
You wanted to be problеm for me, I beat you to it
No chance, I don't dancе unless there's voddy involved
Columbo with a problem to solve
Type smug, make some gin in a white mug
Embrace me like an "everything'll be alright" hug
Like ah, he was a bright star then he got nine bar
Now he wants to die in a nice car

[Chorus]
I said I wanna go to heaven but there ain't no way
I've accepted that shit, though it's A-Okay
I said I wanna go to heaven but there ain't no way
I've accepted that shit, though it's A-Okay

[Verse 2]
Livin' like a tropical goth
Stick the pipette in a bottle and I'm swallowin' drops
Now stick your fuckin' tongue out if you want it or not
(Nah, man) Nah? (Nah) fuck you then
If you want advice I can spare you a few gems
Like quit your job and sever your ties with your true friends
Excuse me while I tie up your girl with the loose ends
I just wanna buy Mr Whippy a new Benz
I've been hopping borders to Burma and back, brother
While you were busy plotting to murder your grandmother
See your face appear on the curb and your fam shudder
'Cause they never wanna cotch with a virginal stamp lover
[Pre-Chorus]
You ain't equipped to survive out here, out here
Oh you wanna link, sounds dry, sounds real, real, real
Feel free to die now, cheers, cheers, cheers
Get hung dry, sunshine, lie down by down here

[Chorus]
I said I wanna go to heaven but there ain't no way (Fuck man, cool man, not at all)
But I got the devil on my payroll, ayy (Crave your crowns and shit)
I said I wanna go to heaven but there ain't no way (Fuck it, man, that's bless)
But I got a devil on my payroll, ayy
(Money, fuck your money, serious money)
(Real amounts of money)
([?])
(Take money)

[Outro]
And, ah, what we're going to do right now is make some more Cornelian cherry liqueur. On my walks around the neighbourhood, I came across a Cornelian cherry tree, okay? And the timing was fantastic
Because Cornelian cherries, erm, ripen towards the end of Fall- er- end of, er, Summer, beginning of Fall, right? So this is the perfect time. September is really some- October is maybe a little late
August is too early so September is when Cornelian cherries ripen, in my part of the world anyway
"They're really absolutely phenomenal"
"Hello?"
"Hello!"
"Catherine?"
"Christian"
"Catherine, where are you?"
"Well, what are you up to?"
"Oh, just having a quiet drink"