[Intro: Campbell]
Booo!! boo!!

Oh Lars a spooky ghoul!

[Verse 1 Gardner]
Yo girl I wanna hold your hand
I wanna take you to the garden
Where we can part lips
(smack a sack, trying to smack a sack)
But you got to do your homework first
Stupid fucking bitch
(trying to yeah!! trying to yeah!!)

(Hey can we go to Zumiez real quick
I need some new converse!)

Uhhh ughh!! ohhh!

[Verse 2: Kero Kero Bonito]
When I'm married and successful
Cuz I work hard at school
You don't need to be jealous
Cuz you can have this too
Finish all your homework
And you will get it soon
Get it soon
Like the Neph has always told me
You got to follow your dreams

[Verse 3: Gardner (Campbell)]
Lets go to party dude
Nah cuzzo
We're going to the Dixie Stampede its with the family
(If we don't get to see dolly herself i'm gonna be PEED OFF UGHH UHH)
Dude for real? My dad always said he was gonna take me to the Dixie stampede but he never did!
To the Dixie Stampede!
Dude for real?
The Dixie Stampede?!