[Verse 1: GTB Tezz, Donkey fart, & Davi Dynamic]
I just scammed a fat n***a, he looked like Mark Henry (He fat as fuck)
And I just shot a n***a in the stomach 'cause he’s in my kitchen goin' through my pantry (What the fuck?)
I just fucked a fat bitch, I think her name is Jackie
I just scammed a whole village, where the fuck they water went? (I don't know)
I just shot at police and then I pleaded innocent (I didn’t do that shit)
Shot a n***a in his hoodie, they call me George Zimmerman
I just smacked the fuck out of a fat n***a and took his Star Crunch (Gimme that shit)
I just scammed a lunch lady, now I'm gettin' free lunch (Yup)
Broke ass n***a can't even afford free lunch (He broke as fuck)
I just caught my big brother beatin' his dick to some hentai (What the fuck?)
Broke ass n***a can't even afford hentai (Broke as fuck)
I just shot an Iranian, I ain't even say goodbye (Uh-huh)
Smacked the fuck out my momma 'cause she ain’t get me no vbucks (What the fuck, bitch?)
And I just smacked my retarded cousin with a slice of fuckin’ pizza (That shit was hot as hell)
I went to Africa and I found Bol Bol's cousin
I just met a bad bitch, she sucked me until I nutted (Uhhhh)
Bitch, I don’t want you, I want your sister and your cousin (Yup)
Not your ugly ass cousin, your cousin with a fuckin' husband (Hell no)
I just beat a fat n***a's ass and I took his fuckin' Sprite (Gimme that shit, ho)
And I got a Chinese plug, he was eatin’ steak and rice (Yummy, bitch)
[Verse 2: GTB Tezz, Donkey fart, & Davi Dynamic]
I just fucked the shit out of my sped cousin, she can't stop moanin' (She won't stop)
I just robbed a gas station and I stole all the Trojan's (Gimme that shit)
Shot a n***a in his head and that shit came out his fuckin' stomach (Boom boom boom boom boom)
I just fucked a black bitch and she looked like Harriet Tubman (Oh my fucking god)
I just shot a sped n***a, I ain't comin' out 'til the summer (Hell no)
Dude, I just missed the fuckin' pool party, man, that's a bummer (What the?)
I was swimmin' in her pussy, now I feel like Michael Phelps (Splash)
I just scammed John Cena for his WWE Championship belt (Gimme that shit, dumbass hoe)
[Verse 3: GTB Tezz, Donkey fart, & Davi Dynamic]
I just scammed my sped brother for like almost twenty bucks (Gimme that shit)
The government just deported all my cousins, like what the fuck? (What the fuck?)
Dude, I just met a hottie in the party in the lobby
Dude, that bitch is a sweater, she gives neck to everybody (What the fuck?)
Robbed a fat n***a, then I took his Lays Classic Chips (Gimme that shit)
Broke ass n***a can't even afford Lunchables chips and dip (He broke as fuck)
Made this fat bitch drip her tittles and twerk all over my dick (Uhhh)
Lizzo tried to crowd surf and broke somebody's big tip (Yo, watch out, bitch!)
I just scammed a fat African for his chicken and rice [laughter]I just scammed a rich white man, now he eatin' bread and ice (Gimme that, ho)
And I feel like Swae Lee 'cause I ain't got no type
This bitch had an android so she asked me to Skype (Bitch, what the fuck do you want?)
Bitch, I feel like Dwight Howard 'cause I only fuck with dykes
I asked an African n***a at the gas station to plug me up right
That bitch said that she's good on her knees
She said "Who want me?" The Falcons so you can block for Drew Brees
I just stole a fat n***a's fidget spinner
Broke ass n***a in the crib eatin' TV dinner
Slowest n***a still ain't Read 180, what the fuck is up?How you fail your Read 180 test, are you fucking dumb?
I just seen this gay fat n***a name Tory Lockett
Caught that n***a in the back of my house eatin' frozen hot pockets
I just scammed a white n***a and I think his name was Tony
I just looked at my deep freezer and that n***a was eating my frozen bologna