[Verse: GTB Tezz, Donkey fart, and Davi Dynamic]
Smacked the fuck out my granny and put that bitch in a headlock
I'm John Cena call me with a championship and he put me in a headlock
Slapped the fuck out my mama and I gave her a slice of cheese
Just scammed a Chinese n***a, he look like Yao Ming
I just crossed a black n***a named Abdul Kareem
I just stole a sped n***as fuckin' ten piece wing
I just scammed a white boy and he had a fake ass necklace
Shot a n***a in his face 'cause he's on SoundCloud talkin' reckless
Slapped the fuck out a n***a body and I feel like Johnny Cage
Slapped the fuck out of a bald n***a and he look like Sam Cassell
That bitch got Read 180 and she says she's doin' well
46 and fuckin' readin', do you even know how to spell?
I just saw a fat n***a on the street with a big ass belly
I just scammed a stankin' ass n***a named YNW Smelly
N***a need a haircut, he look like Derrick White
I'm boutta scam a white bitch, she look like Candace White
That lil' broke ass n***a never learned how to ride a bike
Exotic gas house, that n***a got roaches ridin' bikes
I just looked in that n***as refrigerator and I saw a roach crawl out
Slapped the fuck out my nephew 'cause he's in the house walkin' with his balls out
I just shot a black bitch 'cause she look like John Starks, I just walked in the bathroom, that n***a was eatin' booty crumbs
Caught this fat gay n***a named Tony Lockett
This time this n***a was eatin' crumbs out my fuckin' pocket
Then I looked at my deep freezer and that n***a Tony was still there
This time he's not eatin' frozen bologna, he went in my backpack and took my gummy bears
I just went to Bojangles' and I got a biscuit
Took one bite and I choked on a biscuit
Broke bitch ain't got no iPhone, so she wanna Skype
That bitch bad as hell on camera, but Chief Keef in real life
I just saw a dyke with a haircut, she look like Lil Boosie
And that n***a mama ugly, so the baby comin' out lookin' goofy
I just picked up this broke bitch, she asked for my Kik
She was tryna flex her new bag, that shit was from Wish
Yo' bitch, I'm on vacation and I'm eatin' pinapples and grits
Stole a thousand dollars from a blind n***a, bitch, don't snitch
Put his body in a bag and put that n***a in a fuckin' river
I just robbed an old ugly ass n***a, he looked like Master Splinter
I just met an African bitch, her name was Wakala
She was at the motel and she was askin' me for a dolla
Sped n***a ate a blue sharpie and thought he was a Crip
Aight, I'll see you later, I'm finna go play Fortnite, bitch
I just robbed a white boy and he had on clout goggles
And I was at a party and I slapped the special ed n***a with a Hennessy bottle
That n***a was having a seizure, I thought he was throwing up gang signs
You can have that dirty ass bitch 'cause I know she ain't mine
I just took that n***a rollie, you could say that I took his time
And I just scammed a n***a that work in a truck, he was working for Amazon Prime