[Verse 1]
I used to worship whiskey, now I only drink the lord
And I take my coffee, cream and seven sugars
Before we meet we stand out on the sidewalk as it pours
Swappin' one addiction for another

[Chorus]
Coffee, God and cigarettes are all that I need
It's all that I need just to break this routine
Coffee, God and cigarettes are all that you need
It's all that you need just to be as free as me

[Verse 2]
When I run into me old friends still drinkin' from that cup
I never stay too long lest I be tempted
I say you know you drink the devil's brew, you know it's just a crutch
No longer must you live your life dependant

[Chorus]
Coffee, God and cigarettes are all that I need
It's all that I need just to break this routine
Coffee, God and cigarettes are all that you need
It's all that you need just to be as free as me

[Verse 3]
Now what made me give, turn off the road that ends at the cliff
Took the car out for a spin, crashed the party, blood run thin
Was it wakin' up with fifty stitches in my gourd?
Was it dreamin' about bourbon in the trauma ward?
Well, I knew I was surely gonna end up dead
If I didn't embrace coffee, God and cigarettes
[Chorus]
Coffee, God and cigarettes are all that I need
It's all that I need just to break this routine
Coffee, God and cigarettes are all that you need
It's all that you need just to be as free as me

[Spoken Outro]
Ha-ha, I'm going to hell for that one