[Verse 1: Norah Jones & Seth MacFarlane]
If I had a talking picture of you
I would run it every time I felt blue
Would you sit there in the gloom of your lonely little room
And applaud each time I whispered, "I love you, love you?"

[Chorus: Norah Jones, Seth MacFarlane & Both]
On the screen the moment you came in view
We would talk the whole thing over, we two
We would give ten shows a day
And a midnight matinee
If I had a talking picture of you

[Verse 2: Norah Jones & Seth MacFarlane]
If I had a talking picture of you
I would run it every time I felt blue
Would you sit there in the gloom of your lonely little room
And applaud each time I whispered, "I love you, I love you?"

[Chorus: Norah Jones, Seth MacFarlane & Both]
On the screen the moment you came in view
We would talk the whole thing over, we two
We would give ten shows a day
And a midnight matinee
If I had a talking picture of you
[Outro: Seth MacFarlane & Norah Jones]
If I had a talking picture
Of you