[Intro: Quagmire, Griffin]
Hey, do you mind paying for this? I don't have any cash
Sure, I'll just put it on my credit card
I'm never gonna pay it back anyway

[Verse: Griffin, Quagmire, Both]
'Cause I have thirty thousand dollars in credit card debt
When they call, I tell them I can't pay it back yet (Credit card debt)
Tomorrow, I may buy myself a dining room set
Or this Boba Fett
Credit card debt, credit card debt
Credit card debt