[Intro: Announcer & Glenn Quagmire]
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome: "Griffin and Quagmire!"
Peter, we're on!

[Chorus: Peter Griffin & Glenn Quagmire]
Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart?
It's so frickin' good
Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart?
If you haven't, then I think you should

[Verse 1: Peter Griffin & Glenn Quagmire]
I was sittin' in the kitchen one day
And I was itchin' to fill up my belly
With the pipin' hot jelly of the best damn treat in the world
(He's talkin' Pop Tarts!)
And I saw a stick of butter
And it almost made me shudder
And scream like a baby girl

[Pre-Chorus: Peter Griffin & Glenn Quagmire]
I don't want a giant penis
Or a rocket ship to Venus
I don't want to win the lottery
I just want to squat and gobble
'Til I'm dizzy and I wobble
In a butter, fruit and dough tart dream
[Chorus: Peter Griffin, Glenn Quagmire & Audience]
So I put butter on a Pop Tart
It was so freakin' good
Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart?
If you haven't, then I think you should
Everybody come along with us!
Have you ever put butter on a...
Pop Tart!
It's so freakin' good (Yeah!)
Have you ever put butter on a...
Pop Tart!
If you haven't then I think you should

[Outro: Peter Griffin & Glenn Quagmire]
Pop Tart
Ooh, with butter?