[Stewie and Brian are headed outside, donned in hockey gear.]
[Stewie]
Okay, Brian, I'm just putting this out there, but I'm a baby, and only dicks don't let babies win.
[Brian]
God, look at this day, huh?  You know, usually I'd be sitting inside writing and you'd be working on one of your machines, but here we are enjoying it.
[Stewie]
Yes, it is a nice change of pace. Oh, wait, I gotta go grab my knee pads. I was using them for... for this other thing. Anyway, I-I'll be right back.
[Stewie begins walking back up the sidewalk. Meanwhile, a car is heard screeching around the corner.]
[Stewie]
Brian, look out!
[Brian briefly looks toward Stewie before being pulled under the car's tires, his body becoming torn, broken and mangled in the process.]
[Stewie]
No, Brian!
[The rest of the family rushes out.]
[Lois]
Oh my God! Brian! Brian, can you hear me?
[Peter]
Holy crap! What the hell happened?
[A squirrel walks over and kicks Brian's corpse in the head.]
[Squirrel]
(Spits on Brian's body) That guy sucked.