[Verse 1]
Blunt jam packed, rolled by a bad bitch
She celebrating that I made it, I'ma have this
I slept way past the time that I intended
It's my day job lad, just rhyme in every sentence
From emphasine to codeine in a boost cup
Sipping on it fast, while I tell you not to do drugs
Lean back relax and yet I light this
She said she's not a slut but you should see the bitch with my dick
I'm her god, I'm her world, I'm her sunshine
She a bitch, she a girl, she ain't touch my
Money or my wallet or my phone don't call me on it
Now that's me just being honest plus your friend thinks I'ma chop her
If I didn't rap, would you still be in your panties now?
I play you "Do The Kers" but you gotta pull them panties down
Fucking slut, yeah you're making this too easy
Believe me, I'm leaving, now please enjoy your evening, goodbye

[Hook]
You didn't learn, nah you're needing a reminder
I ain't love you once, I told you this while I'm inside you
While I'm inside you
While I'm inside you
You're just a ho, I ain't ever here to help you
Grab your shit and go 'cause I really want to belt you
Really want to belt you
Really want to belt you
[Verse 2]
Ring my phone back, what you do that for?
Hung up straight away, 'cause she went and called me beautiful
She got the wrong idea, I ain't here to hug and kiss
I came to sip your booze and if there's time okay you suck my dick
It ain't a fucking trick, it's honest and it's down to life
I hate your name, but you fucking love the sound of mine
Kerser with a K, yeah you love it, it's insane
If they call me Scott today, she be walking other ways
That's why I treat 'em all like shit, if they fiending for my dick
No respect for a ho, groupie clear the way and split
We ain't gonna be a couple, go find your dream man
And when your with him, tell him that I already been there
I know it don't seem fair, you thinking I'm mean yeah
Well how about we change the subject go and just clean there
I'ma leave you with a fucking bruise
A reminder, like you know who you've been fucking true?

[Hook]
You didn't learn, nah you're needing a reminder
I ain't love you once, I told you this while I'm inside you
While I'm inside you
While I'm inside you
You're just a ho, I ain't ever here to help you
Grab your shit and go 'cause I really want to belt you
Really want to belt you
Really want to belt you
[Outro]
Yeah, and that's just being honest
So you can fucking hate me for it
But the bottom line
If you didn't see me on that stage
Or on that video clip
You wouldn't be following me everywhere chasing dick
That's why I treat you like shit
Slut
Ha ha ha, Kerser

[Skit: Kerser & Jay Dee]
Jay Dee fuck off man
Nah you can't be doing this bro
Nah fuck em man
Think about it bro
Why?
You're being fucking rude as fuck
You're fucking off your head
Seriously bro, who gives a fuck if they're a dirty fucking trash bag, fucking scum looking, inflamed pussy fucking, over-rubbed fucking, fat arse fucking, dirty, filthy fucking scumbag, pussy rubbing filthy fucking, catching herpes, dirty filthy scumbag
With their dirty little slut faces, rubbing their dirty little - inflamed coffee beans
Fucking dirty filthy, inflamed cunts, dirty little cunts, fucking slut bro, it doesn't matter man they're your sluts, just doing it as a friend bro
Oi girls, you know he loves you, don't worry about it, okay just play Kerser in the background if that gets you in the mood a bit
We love you, dirty filthy fucking scum fucking dirt, cunt fucking, wanna-be rape victim
(Oi, can you play that again?)
Wanna be rape victim