Well I met her in a bar
The men with big guitars a-playin'
And I listened with my ears
But I couldn't hear what she was sayin'

And I guess she talked with her mind
But I didn't want to seem to unkind so I just laughed
And kept my eyes peeled to the door
Wondering what I was there for

But it's alright and it's alright
And it's alright and it's alright
I got my nuts from a hippy in a camper van on Saturday night

Well I asked if she believed
In Adam and Eve the fable
And I guess she would've given me an answer
If only she was able

And she danced like a medicine man
Drew a crazy picture on my hand
And told me she wanted to change my point of view
Asked me where I was going to

But it's alright and it's alright
And it's alright and it's alright
I got my nuts from a hippy in a camper van on Saturday night

Well she whispered in my ear
We got to get us out of here to the country
I asked her for a ride
She took me aside she said "try me"

I thought I'm gonna wake pretty soon
In the middle of a Sunday afternoon, just dreamin'
And it was warm in the back of her van
Where she made me a real man

She made me cry, she made me cry
Oh she made me cry, why she make me cry?

But it's alright and it's alright
And it's alright and it's alright
I got ma nuts from a hippy in a camper van on saturday night
I got ma nuts from a hippy in a camper van on saturday night
I got ma nuts from a hippy in a camper van on saturday night
I got ma nuts from a hippy in a camper van on saturday night