Well the postman's coming
She gotta hide
Said she got a message coming
From the other side
She's crazy, yeah she's crazy

Well the voices on the phone
Stick into my ears
Said she's gonna kiss me
If I don't get outta here
She's crazy, yeah she's crazy

We'll talk about
Talk about it all night long
She can't get it right
For gettin' it wrong
She's crazy, yeah she's crazy

Well the headcase actress
Sitting by the fire
Nose in a gum shoe
Dancin' on a wire
She's crazy, yeah she's crazy

Well a no can do
Oh she can't do that
Playin' dumb onto
Some strum gone flat
She's crazy, yeah she's crazy
We'll celebrate half wit
Three beers blind
I would take her out for tea
If I thought she wouldn't mind
She's crazy, yeah she's crazy

Well talk about
Talk about it all night long
She can't get it right
For gettin' it wrong
She's crazy, yeah she's crazy

Well she's no can do
Oh she can't do that
Playin' dumb onto
Some strum gone flat
She's crazy, yeah she's crazy

Well the postman's coming
She gotta hide
Said she got a message coming
From the other side
She's crazy, Yeah she's crazy

Well the voices on the phone
Stick into my ears
Said she's gonna kiss me
If I don't get outta here
She's crazy, yeah she's crazy
Well the headcase actress
Sitting by the fire
Nose in a gum shoe
Dancin' on a wire
She's crazy, yeah she's crazy