[Intro: Lil Garbage Truck]
(Bruh)
Lil Garbage Truck, yeah

[Verse 1: Lil Garbage Truck]
I just fucked this black bitch named Megan the Horsey
I just scammed Michael Jordan, he wouldn't endorse me
I was gon' fuck this bitch, but she tried to force me
I just scammed this five year old named Zaydropschecks
This n***a is so stupid, he's out here dropping checks
I just scammed my bathtub, it didn't have bubbles in it (Bruh)
N***a must be sucking dick in that car, why are the windows tinted?
This bitch so broke she's asking me to buy her tampons
You look like a (Motherfuckin' uhhhhhh) koala bear with a tampon
I just pulled up on that n***a Slump AK and slapped that n***a with a tampon
(What), and I slapped that n***a Lil Rocket Launcher too
This is pee pee records, fuck a poo poo
I was finna fuck this fat bitch, but she smelled like doo doo
I was finna eat this bitch coochie, but it smelled like pee pee
I'm runnin' from this fat bitch 'cause she's tryna eat me
This n***a so broke, he ain't got one penny
Zay just scammed Walmart for one penny
I just scammed an Asian n***a for 200 dollar
I just fucked this bitch up in the ass, it made her holler
I just hit my plugs line, I need some fuckin' cocaine
I just scammed a white man named Kurt Cobain
I just scammed Future for some percocets
This bitch smelled so bad, I got her some Everfresh
I just scammed a piece of paper named Bob Doodle
I just scammed Walmart for some fuckin' noodles
This n***a so broke he couldn't afford noodles
Now he comes this lame ass n***a named Lil Poodle
[Verse 2: Poodle Dior]
I just scammed an Arab n***a named Abdul
N***as fucked up in the crib still smokin' Juuls
I just fucked this white bitch and I bought her a Juul
My friend ate his dog, that shit so cruel (Bruh)
This bitch got a roast beef pussy, I call that ho' Arbys
Ho', you ain't got no hair, you ain't no Barbie
I just scammed my grandma out of an unemployment check
I just told a bald n***a, "I like yo' cut, G, give me that neck!" (Bruh)
I just fucked a Chinese bitch, I think she got COVID
My granny don't wanna go back to work, she think she gon' get COVID
I just fucked a white bitch, her daddy loaded
I just went to his crib, planted a bomb and it exploaded

[Verse 3: Lil Garbage Truck]
I just went to the farm and blew up the stable
Hittin' n***as offline using Cain and Abel
I just fucked this white bitch, her name is Mable
Fuck syrup, bitch, I'm sippin' maple

[Outro]
(Bruh)