[Intro]
(Hey, hey, hey)

[Verse 1]
My brain is dead
From all the alcohol
Fill it with lead
Or maybe I should call
Suicide hotline
Tell 'em about all my problems
See if they know how to solve 'em (Hey, hey, hey)

[Verse 2]
Wake up, get drunk
Put on the same old jeans
That I've worn for two weeks
Holes in both of the knees
Get high, lay low
And wonder why I'm in poverty
Why can't I win the lottery? (Hey, hey, hey)

[Chorus]
You say I need to get a job
Well, I hate working for a guy named Bob
Who can't get laid, so he takes it out on me (Hеy, hey, hey)
Get paid, but losе my will to live
Clean shit, mop floors 'til I'm fifty-six
Die quick in a highway accident (Hey, hey, hey)
[Post-Chorus]
(Hey, hey, hey)
(Hey, hey, hey)

[Verse 3]
Cut off my hair
I hate the way I look
Tattoo my skin
I wrote the goddamn book
On what not to do
If you're looking for employment
How to be a disappointment (Hey, hey, hey)

[Chorus]
You say I need to get a job
Well, I hate working for a guy named Bob
Who can't get laid, so he takes it out on me (Hey, hey, hey)
Get paid, but lose my will to live
Clean shit, mop floors 'til I'm fifty-six
Die quick in a highway accident (Hey, hey, hey)

[Outro]
(Hey, hey, hey)
(Hey, hey, hey)