[Hook]
Santa ain't bringin' shit over here (x3)
But another motherfuckin' bill
(x2)

[Verse 1]
Christmas list ain't got shit on it
Cause I ain't gonna get shit on it
If it don't pay the mortgage, then I don't want it
'Specially if it's another fuckin' bill

[Hook]

[Verse 2]
If I hear a n***a up on my roof
And he ain't tryin' to fix up my roof
I'mma shoot that n***a up off my roof
Because he ain't supposed to be up there

[Hook]

[Verse 3]
"Ho, ho, ho, where's your holiday cheer?"
Fuck you, Santa, you ain't been here in years
Remote-control car ain't have no batteries
My girl ain't like her gift and she mad at me
My family said I don't visit enough
And that's your fault, too
I hate you
[Hook]

[Outro]
Christmas
Santa is a bitch ass n***a
Hanukkah
Santa is a bitch ass n***a
Kwanzaa
Santa is a bitch ass n***a
Atheist
Santa is a bitch ass n***a
Chrimbus
Santa is a bitch ass n***a
Everybody else
Santa is a bitch ass n***a