The other day, my n***a went to work
He said he picked up a box that was heavy and it really hurt (Ow, this hurts)
So he went to the bathroom to look for an answer
And took a look at his hip and thought he saw a lump of cancer (This looks like cancer)
So he did what a n***a does
Called his n***a up
He was like, "N***a"
I was like, "N***a"
We was like, "N***a"
Swag
He said, "I think I caught cancer from lifting this box"
I was like, "That's heavy
Well, anyway, can I holla at your girlfriend
The one with the big booty that shakes like it's got shocks?"
He was like, "What?"
I said, "I'm just playin', not really
But I think you got a hernia"
He said, "Oh, no, I got me a hernia"
I said, "I know this doctor that look like Sigourney-a Weaver"
He said, "I ain't got no money for a doctor"
So we went to a party
Then my n***a died


I really miss my n***a
I really miss my n***a
White people you can sing it too, just change that "N" to a "W"
Miss my wigga
Just say I really miss my wigga
Back to the song

Was at the hospital bed
Said, "N***a, are you dead?"
My n***a said, "Yeah"
And I said, "No, no, no, no, no, no!" (Oh n***a)
"Why'd you have to go, go, go, go, go, go?" (N***a go)
Reached out to his ghost in slo-mo-mo (Slo-mo)
I pulled a trigga for my n***a then it burst in the air
Nurse said, "You can't do that here"
I said, "Bitch, I don't care"
She said, "You don't care?
Well, this part's important
Help me lift this n***a up and put him in the dead n***a storage"
I said, "Dead n***a storage?
You jokin'"
She said, "I'm jokin'
It was just a joke"
I said, "I'mma shoot you in the face, call it a joke"
She said, "The best way to cheer up is to laugh"
I said, "Bitch, I'll cheer up after this bloodbath
I want the whole world to know what it's like to lose a n***a"

I lost my n***a to a hernia
I lost my n***a to a hernia

I really miss my n***a
I really miss my n***a
White people, white people
I really miss my wigga
This song is about equality
I really miss my n***a
Let's sing it together
I really miss my n***a
But white people if a black person's next to you and they look real pissed you better stop it
I really miss my n***a
I ain't responsible for your well-being
I really miss my n***a
I really miss my wigga
I miss my n***a
I miss my n***a
I miss my n***a
I miss my n***a
I miss my n***a
I miss my n***a
I miss my n***a
(No homo)
I miss my n***a
I miss my n***a